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Panda jokes ๐Ÿผ in 2025

I asked a panda if he was my friend.
– He said, โ€œJust nearly.โ€

If you ask a bear what his favorite part of the body is, what will he say?
– His panda-creas.

Pandas get to the hospital in bamboo-lances.

What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?
– Shoots him 8 times in the black.

How do you make a panda?
– Punch a polar bear in the eyes.

What happened when they planted new bamboo trees at the zoo?
– It was pandamonium out there!

Why do pandas have fur coats?
– Because theyโ€™d look silly in denim jackets.

What is black and white and striped?
– A panda in pajamas.

Pandas find it absolutely unbearable
– when they’re forced to move from their natural habitat.

If a local Panda Express was infected by COVID-19…
– It would be known as “Pandemic Express”

Whatโ€™s a Chinese bearโ€™s favorite organ of the body?
– The panda-creas.

What did the woman say when she saw twin pandas?
– โ€œThat bears repeating.โ€

Whatโ€™s a pandaโ€™s favorite dessert?
– Blue-beary pie.

That panda walks on his own a lot.
– She’s very inde-panda-nt!

How does a panda rob a restaurant?
– Eats chutes and leaves

What goes white black white black white black red?
– A panda that falls from a cliff.

What do pandas wear when robbing a bank?
– They always wear a pandana.

The panda lost his dinner.
– He was totally bamboozled.

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