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Panda jokes ๐Ÿผ in 2024

Whatโ€™s black and white and yellow?
– A cowardly panda.

On Halloween, pandas scare each other by shouting bam-BOO!

I’m sorry I haven’t got back to you but I’ve been handcuffed to a panda
– So bear with me

Did you hear about the party at the zoo?
– It was panda-monium.

What does a panda say before leaving?
– โ€œIโ€™ll be white black.โ€

Pandas are so lazy,
– they only do the bear minimum.

Whatโ€™s black and white and bounces?
– A rubber panda.

What should a sick panda do to get better?
– Take some pandadol!

Pandas are endangered
– because bamboo shoots.

Why did the panda get drunk?
– Because it had too much bamboos. (courtesy of my 10 year old)

Why do pandas have fur coats?
– Because theyโ€™d look silly in denim jackets.

What do you call a bear that doesnโ€™t want to grow up?
– Peter Panda.

Why do pandas usually hold strong opinions?
– Theyโ€™re black and white creatures.

If you ask a bear what his favorite part of the body is,
– he’ll say the panda-creas.

Today, I saw twin pandas.
– That bears repeating.

Did you hear about the panda that had a slight stutter?
– Seems itโ€™s a story, that bearโ€™s repeating.

I asked a panda if he was my friend.
– He said, โ€œJust nearly.โ€

How do pandas prefer to travel?
– On a bear-o-plane.

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