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Panda jokes ๐Ÿผ in 2025

Why are Pandas untrustworthy?
– They bamboozle you.

I asked a panda if he was my friend.
– He said, โ€œJust nearly.โ€

If you ask a bear what his favorite part of the body is, what will he say?
– His panda-creas.

Pandas get to the hospital in bamboo-lances.

What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?
– Shoots him 8 times in the black.

How do you make a panda?
– Punch a polar bear in the eyes.

What is the special nickname the panda gave to his girlfriend?
– He calls her his bam-boo.

What do pandas drink?
– Bambooze.

Kung Fu Panda’s Script
– In the first draft for Kung Fu Panda’s script the country of origin was written as TH, instead of CHN. However, it was just a Thai Po.

If a panda gets sick,
– they should take some pandadol!

What happens when you let a panda eat some NH4+?
– Pandamonium!

What does a ghost panda eat?
– BamBOO!

Whatโ€™s black and white and yellow?
– A cowardly panda.

On Halloween, pandas scare each other by shouting bam-BOO!

I’m sorry I haven’t got back to you but I’ve been handcuffed to a panda
– So bear with me

Did you hear about the party at the zoo?
– It was panda-monium.

What does a panda say before leaving?
– โ€œIโ€™ll be white black.โ€

Pandas are so lazy,
– they only do the bear minimum.

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