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Panda jokes ๐Ÿผ in 2025

Sweet jeebus, this panda is hurt! Quick call the
– bamboolance.

Whatโ€™s a pandaโ€™s biggest life regret?
– It never had a selfie in color.

What did the pessimistic panda say?
– โ€œItโ€™s just not pawsible!โ€

Why do panda bears keep buying bamboo?
– They just like the stock!

Whatโ€™s black and white and goes round and round?
– A panda stuck in a revolving door.

Pandas have fur coats,
– because they’d look pretty stupid in leather jackets.

When panda bears rob banks, they always wear a pandana!

Whatโ€™s a pandaโ€™s biggest life regret?
– Never had a selfie in color.

What did the panda say when he was forced out of his natural habitat?
– This is un-bear-able.

Why do pandas like old movies?
– Theyโ€™re in black and white.

What do you call a bear that doesnโ€™t want to grow up?
– Peter Panda.

Why do pandas usually hold strong opinions?
– Theyโ€™re black and white creatures.

If you ask a bear what his favorite part of the body is,
– he’ll say the panda-creas.

Today, I saw twin pandas.
– That bears repeating.

Did you hear about the panda that had a slight stutter?
– Seems itโ€™s a story, that bearโ€™s repeating.

I asked a panda if he was my friend.
– He said, โ€œJust nearly.โ€

How do pandas prefer to travel?
– On a bear-o-plane.

I’ve got to pand it to you, you did a great job today!

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