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Panda jokes ๐Ÿผ in 2025

Sweet jeebus, this panda is hurt! Quick call the
– bamboolance.

Whatโ€™s a pandaโ€™s biggest life regret?
– It never had a selfie in color.

What did the pessimistic panda say?
– โ€œItโ€™s just not pawsible!โ€

Why do panda bears keep buying bamboo?
– They just like the stock!

What did the panda say when he was forced out of his natural habitat?
– This is un-bear-able.

Why do pandas like old movies?
– Theyโ€™re in black and white.

Whatโ€™s black and white and goes round and round?
– A panda stuck in a revolving door.

Pandas have fur coats,
– because they’d look pretty stupid in leather jackets.

When panda bears rob banks, they always wear a pandana!

Whatโ€™s a pandaโ€™s biggest life regret?
– Never had a selfie in color.

What is the special nickname the panda gave to his girlfriend?
– He calls her his bam-boo.

What do pandas drink?
– Bambooze.

Kung Fu Panda’s Script
– In the first draft for Kung Fu Panda’s script the country of origin was written as TH, instead of CHN. However, it was just a Thai Po.

If a panda gets sick,
– they should take some pandadol!

What happens when you let a panda eat some NH4+?
– Pandamonium!

What does a ghost panda eat?
– BamBOO!

Whatโ€™s black and white and yellow?
– A cowardly panda.

On Halloween, pandas scare each other by shouting bam-BOO!

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