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Funny jokes in 2025

Why is Spongebob the main character…
…when Patrick’s the star?

My first date told me to just be myself 100%
-So I went home and started playing some Minecraft

Tenten: Draw your weapon. *takes out nunchucks*
– Naruto: *takes out a piece of paper and pen, and starts drawing*
– Tenten: What are you doing?
– Naruto: Drawing my weapon. *turns the paper around to show a picture of a sword*

Ole and Sven went fishing one day in a rented boat and were catching fish like crazy. Ole said, “We better mark dis spot so
ve can come back tomorrow and catch more fish.”
Sven then proceeded to mark the bottom of the boat with a large ‘X’. Ole asked him what he was doing, and Sven told him
he was marking the spot so they could come back to catch more fish.
Ole said, ” Ya big dummy, how do ya know ve are going ta get da same boat tomorrow?”

How did Mario feel after getting a kiss from the princess?
– Peachy.

Knock, knock.. Who’s there? A little old lady.
-A little old lady who? Dang! All this time, I had no idea you could yodel.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce.
-Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!

What’s the similarity between stars and my grandmother’s teeth?
– Both come out at night.

(This one’s a bit hard to understand) Ino likes Sasuke and Hinata likes Naruto, Ino and Naruto have blonde hair, Sasuke and Hinata have black/blue hair,
– if you switch the couples around it’s colour coordinated.XD

You should call us butter because we are on a roll
-This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.

What do you do when you play a volleyball team of Satanists?
-You beat the Hell out of them.

How do we know that soccer referees are happy?
-Because they whistle while they work.

What did they call the Minecraft player who built a clock in-game to chime at 4:20?
– A Redstoner.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
-Nobody knows.

Why did the M&M go to college? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf.
-Leaf who? Leaf me alone!

A scientist working for NASA decided to never get married because she needed her space.

Why shouldn’t you hire a volleyball player to be your bartender?
-The service may be excellent, but he’ll try to spike all the drinks.

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