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Funny jokes in 2025

The special ed students made a metal band.
– It’s called Syndrome of a Down.

Did you hear the story of the man who was trampled to death by a wild pig…
– I’d tell you, but it was a real bore

What does Olaf eat for lunch?
-Icebergers.

The FBI was following a furry.
– They were on his tail.

Why did the choir director go to the hardware store? To get some “pitch”-forks.

What do rogues and noobs have in common?
– They both pick locks.

Why did the M&M start meditating? It wanted to find its inner sweet!

Where does a turtle go when it’s raining?
-A shell-ter.

Ole answered the phone one day and came back to the living room crying.
“Vell, Ole! Vat in da vorld is da matter?” asked the sympathetic Lena.
“I yust had bad news, Lena,” Ole replied, “My fadder yust died!!”
Just then the phone rang again, Ole went to answer it and came back crying again.
“Vell, now, Ole, vat is da matter?” asked Lena.
“Dat vas my brudder.” said Ole. “His fadder yust died too!”

What do Minions say when they pick up the telephone?
-Yellow.

What do Minions call their Grandmas?
– Ba-Nanas.

A Father’s Day joke my 8 year old son made up for me today – Why are you so special to Mario?
– You’re the first 1-up in the morning!

Why doesn’t Batman have super vision?
-His parents died.

What is Spiderman’s favourite online music app?
-Spot-a-fly.

A Gen Z kid and a boomer walk into a bar
– They sit down and the Gen Z kid orders from the gluten free vegan menu and the boomer orders a T-Bone steak.

They start chatting and the Gen Z kid says that social justice issues are the biggest problem facing the world, and that the white supremacist patriarchy is a plague on society. >
The boomer waves this off and says the kids these days are just too sensitive, and that he fought for civil rights in the sixties and did his part.

They go back and forth on this for a while, and finally the Gen Z kid says, “we’re just not gonna settle this. We don’t see eye to eye. You’re too old and out of touch and I’m too young and inexperienced. What we need to do is ask a Millennial with a PhD in sociology for their opinion.”

The boomer says, “that’s a great idea!” And yells, “HEY BARTENDER, C’MERE!”

What did the pitted fruit say when he got in a fight?
– You want a peach of me?!

Why did the pajamas go to the game night? They wanted to be game night sleepwear.

Why do the ladies call the pro The Love Machine?
– Because he’s terrible at tennis.

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