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Funny jokes in 2025

When life gives you pineapples just add rum.

Why did the M&M become a yoga instructor? It mastered the candy cane pose!

My sister argued with me that you can’t make a car out of spaghetti,
– you should have seen her face when I drove pasta

What did Pikachu said when he tried food in Mexico?
-Pica, Pica.

Did you hear about the Cop who arrested an innocent Iceberg because he thought it looked like the one that sunk the Titanic?
– He was fired for Glacial Profiling.

What is a dog’s favorite car to chase?
– A CATillac!

What did the infectious disease say when the bartender refused him service?
-Well, you’re not a very good host.

What pizza do dogs eat?
-Puperoni.

What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?
-Lost.

What do zombies consult to find out their futures?
– Horror-scopes!

Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?
-Arrrrrr-bok.

You remind me of Deoxys.
-You’re out of this world.

The Pokémon was finding counting really hard,
-he couldn’t get past pikaTWO.

Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?
-They both got 6 months.

Why did Sonic stop playing video games? He finished them too quickly!

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite.
-Chuck Norris bites frost.

Roses are red,Violets are blue,
-I can’t believe,You’re a monkey, too.

Where do polar bears go to keep their money safe?
– In snowbanks.

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