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Funny jokes in 2025

I went into the local library and asked if they had any books on the Titanic. “Oh yes, quite a few.” the librarian said.
– “Sorry to hear that!” I said laughing. “They’ll all be ruined by now!”

I was in a computer room in college today…
– A black person asked where the coloured printer was. I said, “it’s 2016 you can use any printer.”

Roses are red,Violets are blue,
– I can’t rhyme,Banana.

What is a European dragon’s favorite food?
-Swiss charred.

A guy parks his bicycle outside the US capitol…
security comes to him and says “you can’t park your bike here. Don’t you know that Congressmen, Senators, Speaker, Vice President, foreign dignitaries, and the President come here often?”
– the guy says “oh don’t worry, I’ve chained my bike!”

What did the artist draw before he went to bed?
-The curtains!

What’s it called when all the treats are gone?
– A cat-astrophe.

What is an artist’s favorite swimming technique?
-The brushstroke.

What are the odds of a Mexican getting across the border?
– Juan in a million.

What does an alien do when he has to get in touch with Saturn?
– He gives Saturn a ring.

Why was Cinderella so very bad at soccer?
-Because she was always running away from the ball, kept losing her shoes, and she had a pumpkin for a coach!

Why was the M&M a great comedian? It always cracked up the audience!

Where do you get dirt stains out of softball pants?
– In the bleachers

How was the canon invented?
– Two violists were trying to play the same passage together.

What is the similarity between a violist and a prostitute?
– Both are paid to fake climaxes.

What did the cow say to the turtle?
-Get a mooove on.

Why did the turtle go to AT&T
– because he couldn’t sprint

Why did the monkeys share an Amazon account?
– They were Prime mates

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