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Funny jokes in 2025

What would you call a Minion that is covered in black stripes?
-A despicable bee.

Knock, knock.. Who’s there? Beets!
-Beets who? Beets me!

Try not to play volleyball in court
– because you can easily get arrested.

“Are You Gaara?
– Because Love Is Written All Over Your Face.”

The FBI was following a furry.
– They were on his tail.

I’ll never forget the last words my uncle said to me before he passed…
– “Stop shaking the ladder, you little shit!”

What does Gen Z have in common with the Greatest Generation?
– They consider it a great achievement if they survive childhood without getting shot.

What did the poke ball say to pikachu?
-Catch ya later!

What’s a math teacher’s favorite kind of tree?
-Geometry.

What would you call it when someone throws an apple on your face?
– A fruit punch.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Canoe.
-Canoe who? Canoe come out and play with me?

Did you hear they finally added portals to Minecraft PE
-Better late than nether.

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
-Yellow cards.

Ole says to the doctor at the Mayo Clinic: “I got a problem. I have a big bowel movement at 6 in da morning every day.”
Doctor: “That sounds perfectly normal. Why are you so worried about it?”
Ole: “Yah, but I don’t vake up until 7.”

What’s a Karen’s favorite band?
– The police.

Still no toilet paper in the stores.
-They’re wiped out and you’re shit out of luck.

Never rob a bank if you are a furry.
– The police will be hot in pursuit, you will be hot in fursuit.

Since we’re all in quarantine…
– I guess we’ll be making only inside jokes from now on.

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