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Funny jokes in 2025

How does one raindrop ask another out?
– Water you doing tonight?

Why does Thanos get unlimited hot beverages everywhere he goes?
– He has the Gauntlet of Infinite-tea.

Benedict Cumberbatch and his Marvel character have one thing in common…
– Both of their last names are strange

When panda bears rob banks, they always wear a pandana!

How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
– Two. One to hold the light bulb in place and the other to drink until the room starts spinning.

What did the deer say after prancing around a cloning machine for an hour?
– “I feel like a million bucks!”

Which is Thor’s favorite day of the week?
– Thors-day, of course!

How do Ant Man and the Wasp get around?
– They ride the Buzz.

What’s the difference between Magneto and a suitcase?
– Magneto has only one outfit.

Why did the M&M start meditating? It wanted to find its inner sweet!

Heard about the guy who was looking for punctures in the tires?
– He wanted to make sure he had avoided the fork in the road.

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
-Because they make up everything!

A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops.
-On my desk, I have a work station…

A wise squirrel once said “you are what you eat”.
-Don’t believe him, he was a nut.

What’s black and white and eats like a unicorn?
-A zebra.

I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant,
-but then I changed my mind.

What do you call a pajama party with fairies? A fairy tale slumber party.

What’s brown and sticky?
-A stick!

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