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Funny jokes in 2025

Did you hear about the basketball team that doesn’t have a website?
-They can’t string three “Ws” together.

I couldn’t figure out why the basketball kept getting larger and larger.
-Then it hit me.

(Only for people that watch Bleach or know what it is) Hinata looks a bit like Rukia, doesn’t she?
– But doesn’t quite act like her XD

It’s a hard life, being a furry
– It’s a dog eat dog world out there

Why was the squirrel such a good night nurse?
-He could handle the ER going nuts after midnight.

What do you call Fortnite with cows?
-A cattle royale.

Did you get to know about the nurse who injured his entire left side?
-Don’t worry, he’s all right now.

My father works as a statistician at Ford.
-He must be pretty well-respected there, people are always asking for his auto graph.

What did the Toyota say to the Ford on the side of the road?
– Rust-in-peace.

What if life gives us pickles instead of lemons?
– We all just dill with it.

The price of smartphones are getting way too ridiculous
– If I fall and hear something crack, I’m hoping it’s a bone

Where do beavers keep their money?
– Well, they keep it in the riverbank.

Knock, knock.. Who’s there? Bed.
-Bed who? Bed you can’t guess who I am!

Obi Wan: “Yoda, why did the Star Wars movies come out 4,5,6,1,2,3
-Yoda: “In charge of scheduling I was”

What is found on the last two pages of every Chevy’s owners manual?
– The bus schedule.

Why did GM put heaters in the tailgates of their new trucks?
– To keep their hands warm when they are pushing the truck into the
shop.

A psychologist tells the troubled man:
– tell me about your childhood.
man: it was a horrible time doc, I used to have a twin and everyone accused me for all the troubles he made.
psychologist: what did you do about it?
man: i had my revenge last week..
psychologist: how?
man: I died and they buried him instead.

Why is it difficult to converse with aliens?
– They do not understand the gravity of certain situations.

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