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Funny jokes in 2025

I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant,
-but then I changed my mind.

What’s brown and sticky?
-A stick!

What is the name of Dr. Strange’s cousin who can’t do magic?
– Doctor Normal.

Why was the child angry at his parents for taking away his gaming console?
-Because he thought playing Fortnite was his forth-rite!

Why do moose have such big antlers?
– So they get better radio reception!

Never leave alphabet soup on the stove and then go out.
-It could spell disaster.

Where do beavers sleep?
– They sleep on a river bed.

A local scarecrow is quite a good DJ, Turnip The Beet.

My alpaca’s favourite month is definitely Dec-hembra,
– or was it Nov-hembra?

What did the llama say when his wife asked for a divorce?
– “I guess alpaca my things.”

What did the tortilla chip say when he was threatening the avocado?
– I’m going to have you guac-ing in your boots.

Why do avocados not like catching public transport?
– Because they av’-a-car-do

I told the artist that his painting was terrible.
-I think he got the picture.

Why can’t you play basketball with pigs?
-They hog the ball.

Why does goku play as light blue in among us?
Because he is a cyan

Why don’t bears wear shoes?
– What’s the use? They’d still have bear feet!

What did the turtle say while dating the sloth?
– Let’s take it sloooowwwww.

What was the first animal in space?
-The cow that jumped over the moon.

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