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Funny jokes in 2025

That time SpongeBob gave Patrick a cake that literally said “Sorry About the Scabies.”

Where do computers keep their money?
– In a data bank

What do an elephant and a grape have in common?
– One of them is purple.

what are funny Minion moments
– favourite funny Minion jokes

Silence is golden. Unless you have kids, then silence is suspicious.

What is a flamingo’s favorite ride at a theme park?
– The flamingo-karts.

When I meet someone new I always try to start a conversation about the Titanic
– Yes, I know. It’s a terrible ice breaker.

Why didn’t the unicorn want to join the army?
-She didn’t want to wear a uni-form.

I got this neck brace a few weeks ago…
– and I haven’t looked back since.

What did the unicorn dress up as for Halloween?
– A rhinoceros!

There are so many things I like about horses, but my favorite is all that hair running down their neck.
– That’s the mane thing.

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
– “Me ow!”

What’s a cat’s favorite dessert?
– A mice cream cone

What kind of music do balloons hate?
– Pop.

An Irish Mexican teenager starts a job as a builder..
Only one hour into his first job he tries to hammer a nail with a screwdriver. The boss spots this and walks over to let him know he’s doing it wrong. “You’ve got a lot to learn young Paddy Juan”.

Where is the first volleyball match mentioned in the Bible?
-When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.

What is Grumpy’s favorite fruit?
-Sour Grapes.

What was Dr. Frankenstein’s new year’s resolution?
– To make new friends.

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