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Funny jokes in 2025

Why didn’t the hyena cross the road?
-He was too busy laughing.

What did the buffalo say when his son left?
-Bison!

All tiktoker’s should be comedians
– They should know what unemployment feels like

Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks.
– They are fully protected from vampires.

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?
-Weasley twins are 50 percent off.

A man at a baseball game wondered why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger.
– Then it hit him.

Why did the crab never share?
– Because he’s shellfish!

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

How many A.D.D. Kids does it take to—
– Oooh look, a butterfly!

How is a flower similar to the letter A?
– A bee goes after it.

What do you call a rude cactus?
– A prick.

What’s every parent’s favorite Christmas Carol?
– Silent Night.

Did you hear about the self-help book written by a turtle?
-It was a New York Times’ Best Sheller!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
– To show the possums how it’s done.

A programmer’s wife tells him: “While you’re at the store, get some milk”.
– He never comes back.

Don’t break anybody’s heart; they only have 1.
– Break their bones; they have 206.

It would make sense if Spongebob was homeless in real life
– Because who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Why don’t M&M’s like to play hide and seek? Because they always get found in the candy bowl!

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