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Funny jokes in 2025

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
– Juan

Found a cure for kidney stone.
– Eat paper.

The doctor today told me I had kidney stones.
– It really rocked my world.

Why do flowers always drive so fast?
– They put the petal to the metal!

What’s Sonic’s favorite kind of joke? One-liners, because they’re fast!

What’s a furry’s favorite line from Bohemian Rhapsody?
– Mamaaaaa, OwO

One time I had a donut stuffed with icing
-It was filling!

Why couldn’t the famous Ninja Turtle cross the road?
-Because he didn’t have enough turtle power.

What can you catch from a vampire in winter-time?
-Frost-bite!

Sven and Ole go to the beach, and after a couple hours Sven says, “This ain’t no fun. How come da girls aren’t friendly to
me?”
“Well, I tell you, Sven, maybe if you put a big potato in your swim trunks, dat would help.”
So Sven does, but he comes back to Ole later, and he says, “I tried vat you told me with da potato, but it doesn’t help.”
“Um, Sven, you’re supposed to put da potato in da FRONT!”

stop your mini-Despicable-Mes from going bananas
-Minion humour

HELP!! Squirrels are chasing me!
-They think I’m nuts!

Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris’ leg.
-After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

y drug test came back negative.
-My dealer sure has some explaining to do.

Two cannibals are eating a clown.
– One says to the other, “Does this taste funny to you?”

The special ed students made a metal band.
– It’s called Syndrome of a Down.

Did you hear the story of the man who was trampled to death by a wild pig…
– I’d tell you, but it was a real bore

What does Olaf eat for lunch?
-Icebergers.

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