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Funny jokes in 2025

How come when a video of a squirrel putting a nut in a dog gets 18k upvotes and is called “Cute”
-but when I do it it’s a “heinous act” and my dog gets taken away?

Because there is no try.

What did the baby in a band play?
-A guitar hooked up to a waaah! waaah! pedal

How does one raindrop ask another out?
– Water you doing tonight?

What is the name of Dr. Strange’s cousin who can’t do magic?
– Doctor Normal.

Why was the child angry at his parents for taking away his gaming console?
-Because he thought playing Fortnite was his forth-rite!

Which is Thor’s favorite day of the week?
– Thors-day, of course!

How do Ant Man and the Wasp get around?
– They ride the Buzz.

What’s the difference between Magneto and a suitcase?
– Magneto has only one outfit.

Heard about the guy who was looking for punctures in the tires?
– He wanted to make sure he had avoided the fork in the road.

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
-Because they make up everything!

A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops.
-On my desk, I have a work station…

A wise squirrel once said “you are what you eat”.
-Don’t believe him, he was a nut.

What’s black and white and eats like a unicorn?
-A zebra.

I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant,
-but then I changed my mind.

What’s brown and sticky?
-A stick!

Why can’t you play basketball with pigs?
-They hog the ball.

Why does goku play as light blue in among us?
Because he is a cyan

Why don’t bears wear shoes?
– What’s the use? They’d still have bear feet!

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