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Funny jokes in 2025

Which is Thor’s favorite day of the week?
– Thors-day, of course!

How do Ant Man and the Wasp get around?
– They ride the Buzz.

What’s the difference between Magneto and a suitcase?
– Magneto has only one outfit.

Heard about the guy who was looking for punctures in the tires?
– He wanted to make sure he had avoided the fork in the road.

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
-Because they make up everything!

A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops.
-On my desk, I have a work station…

A wise squirrel once said “you are what you eat”.
-Don’t believe him, he was a nut.

What’s black and white and eats like a unicorn?
-A zebra.

I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant,
-but then I changed my mind.

What’s brown and sticky?
-A stick!

What is the name of Dr. Strange’s cousin who can’t do magic?
– Doctor Normal.

Why don’t bears wear shoes?
– What’s the use? They’d still have bear feet!

What did the turtle say while dating the sloth?
– Let’s take it sloooowwwww.

Why do moose have such big antlers?
– So they get better radio reception!

Never leave alphabet soup on the stove and then go out.
-It could spell disaster.

Where do beavers sleep?
– They sleep on a river bed.

A local scarecrow is quite a good DJ, Turnip The Beet.

My alpaca’s favourite month is definitely Dec-hembra,
– or was it Nov-hembra?

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