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Funny jokes in 2025

How many apples grow on a tree?
-All of them!

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Where do catchers sit at lunch?
– Behind the plate.

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Hey, were you in navigation because I found my way to you.

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Where do you find elephants?
-It depends where you left them

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My gf broke up with be because I came out as a furry
– Big woof

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I just read somewhere that capitalization is the difference between “I helped my uncle Jack off a horse” and “i helped my uncle jack off a horse”.
– Well that’s embarrassing. Now everyone thinks my uncle’s name is Jack.

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
-To
To who?
It’s ‘to whom’.

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What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time?
– “Well, I’ll be dammed.”

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You start getting carded again,
-but all cashiers want to see your senior cards to be sure that you qualify for the discount.

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I’m going to tell my Gen Z friend a joke about Social Security…
…but he probably won’t get it.

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Chevy runs deep, but it takes a Dodge to pull it out.

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How does an M&M get around town? It rolls!

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Katy Perry sang that after a hurricane comes a rainbow, but you know what else comes after a hurricane?
– A moron in a suit.

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I saw so many people arguing about if it’s called football or soccer, I thought calling it a new way…
-Fooccer

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There are no skeletons in my closet.
– The bodies haven’t decomposed yet.

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So My Friend Invited Me to Her Skeleton Crew’s Shindig
-I was the life of the party.

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What do skeletons say when they set off to sea?
-Bone voyage.

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“Just Call Me Shikamaru
– Because I Want To Stick To You Like A Shadow”

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