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Funny jokes in 2025

I heard a pretty juicy rumor about butter.
– But i decited i didn’t want to spread it

I went to the chiropractor for an adjustment and left with the worst pain in my neck
– I don’t recommend Dr. Acula.

Yikes! It seems like Comms went down… maybe you should give me your number just in case it happens again.

Two friends were walking in Canada when they saw some moose.
– “Look at that bunch of moose over there!” shouted one.
– “Herd,” said her friend.
– “Heard what?” asked the first lady.
– “Herd of moose.”
– “Of course I’ve heard of moose, how silly do you think I am?”

How do you become good at Minecraft?
-DEADication.

An old married couple is at a concert one Friday night. The woman turns to her husband and says, “I’ve just let out a really long, silent fart. What should I do?”
– The husband tells her, “Replace the battery in your hearing aid.”

How do flamingos clean themselves?
– They flaminget a shower.

Why did the flamingo go to the salad bar?
– For the shrimp!

What language do pink birds speak?
– Fla-lingo.

What is an astronaut’s favourite part on a computer?
-The space bar.

I brought my car to a mechanic and asked him, “Do you have any idea why my car is humming?”
– He replied, “Probably because it doesn’t know all the lyrics.”

I need a new bicycle chain.
– Can anyone give me any links?

How did Batman decorate baby Robin’s crib?
-With a bat mobile.

What is a vampire’s favourite animal?
– A giraffe.

Why are some umpires overweight?
– Because they always clean their plate.

What’s a panda’s biggest life regret?
– Never had a selfie in color.

What did the minecraft villager say before he died?
– hmm

What does Hitler name his Minecraft worlds?
– Mein Kraft

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