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Funny jokes in 2025

Did you get to know about the nurse who injured his entire left side?
-Don’t worry, he’s all right now.

How is a lesbian like a camel?
– Their hump has no bone.

I drove to Vegas in a $25,000 Chevy and came home in a $250,000 vehicle
– A greyhound bus.

A pregnant woman is talking to her friend
A pregnant woman, who is expecting twins, is talking to her friend. The friend asks her:

“Have you already picked some names you like?”

“Yes. If it’s girls I want to name one Kate.”

“Why?”

“So the other one can be DupliKate.”

“And what if it’s boys?”

“I’ll name one Kent.”

“And what about the other one?”

“He will be a RepliKent.”

Why doesn’t Voldemort have glasses?
-Nobody nose.

My dad told me a joke about boxing.
-I guess I missed the punch line.

Why did the soccer player bring string to her game?
– So she could tie the score.

What do aliens like to eat when they aren’t on a diet?
– Unidentified frying objects.

Did you hear about the basketball team that doesn’t have a website?
-They can’t string three “Ws” together.

I couldn’t figure out why the basketball kept getting larger and larger.
-Then it hit me.

(Only for people that watch Bleach or know what it is) Hinata looks a bit like Rukia, doesn’t she?
– But doesn’t quite act like her XD

Heard on the FAA radio frequency after Trump is dropped off in Florida:
– “Air Force one just took a number two, over”

What’s a deer’s favorite game?
– Buckaroo!

My father works as a statistician at Ford.
-He must be pretty well-respected there, people are always asking for his auto graph.

What did the Toyota say to the Ford on the side of the road?
– Rust-in-peace.

What if life gives us pickles instead of lemons?
– We all just dill with it.

The price of smartphones are getting way too ridiculous
– If I fall and hear something crack, I’m hoping it’s a bone

Where do beavers keep their money?
– Well, they keep it in the riverbank.

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