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Funny jokes in 2025

What’s the different between a cat and a comma?
-A cat has claws at the end of paws; A comma is a pause at the end of a clause.

My wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She’s at the ER now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died.
– Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.

What do you call a man who can’t stand?
-Neil.

My avocado car has broken down. It’s beyond re-pear.

Why did the boy fall of his bike?
– Because three koalas fell on top of him.

Why don’t skeletons play music in church?
-Because they don’t have any organs!

How do the French study the skeleton?
-They take your Bonaparte.

What does a skeleton fly in if his scare-plane isn’t available?
-A skele-copter.

Why did the pajamas go to the game night? They wanted to be game night sleepwear.

Everyone from the Sand Team has something on their back and it’s essential for their battles.

What do you call a duck that gets all A’s in a cartoon competition?
-A wise quacker.

What do you call a famous turtle?
-A shell-ebrity.

Ole and Sven are working on a barn. The wind comes up and blows their ladder over. Ole asks Sven, “How are ve going ta
get down?”
Sven looks around the roof for a while then says, “Well ders a manure pile on dat side a da barn ve could jump in to soften
da landing.”
Ole said, “OK Sven, but you go first, it vas your idea!” So Sven jumps off into the manure. Ole yells down to him, “How deep
is it Sven?”
Sven yells back, “Its only up to my ankles!” So Ole jumped down too and they both climb out of the manure pile.
Ole turns to Sven and said, “Sven vat da hell did you mean it vas only up ta your ankles? It vas up ta my EARS!”
Sven replies, “Ya, but I jumped in head first.”

Pokémon released a new brand of bubblegum yesterday.
-It’s called Pika Chew.

Why was the M&M a great comedian? It always cracked up the audience!

A Karen went to Bethlehem.
– She asked to see the manger.

Did you hear about the accident on base?
-A tank ran over a box of popcorn and killed two kernels.

What did the shark say after eating a clown fish?
-This tastes a little funny

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