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Funny jokes in 2025

Knock, knock.. Who’s there? Yukon.
-Yukon who? Yukon say that again!

Guess who missed Spiderman Homecoming?
-Uncle Ben.

Why is Spider-Man afraid to go out after dinner?
-He’s afraid of krypto-night.

What’s the different between a cat and a comma?
-A cat has claws at the end of paws; A comma is a pause at the end of a clause.

My wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She’s at the ER now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died.
– Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.

What do you call a man who can’t stand?
-Neil.

My avocado car has broken down. It’s beyond re-pear.

Why did the boy fall of his bike?
– Because three koalas fell on top of him.

Why don’t skeletons play music in church?
-Because they don’t have any organs!

How do the French study the skeleton?
-They take your Bonaparte.

What does a skeleton fly in if his scare-plane isn’t available?
-A skele-copter.

Everyone from the Sand Team has something on their back and it’s essential for their battles.

What do you call a duck that gets all A’s in a cartoon competition?
-A wise quacker.

What do you call a famous turtle?
-A shell-ebrity.

What do an airplane and a girl have in common?
– A cockpit

What do you can an owl who’s been caught in the act?
– A spotted owl.

What do you call a Pikachu that can fix computers?
-Geek-achu.

What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
-Buy more earplugs!

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