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Funny jokes in 2025

What do you call Pokemon sing alongs?
-Gary-oake.

When I first realised I was a conjoined twin…..
– I was beside myself!

Why did the pillow cross the road?
-it was picking up the chicken’s feathers.

Dang girl, are you a pumpkin?
-Because they call me Peter Peter.
Happy Halloween!

What do you call a witch who lives on the beach?
-A sandwitch!

What do mermaids sleep on?
– Water beds!

Ultimately, the volleyball player decided to join the marines
-because her heart was out to serve the country.

A couple met online and got married; they just clicked.

How does an M&M get around town? It rolls!

Why was the moralist not allowed inside the bar?
– He didn’t have a valid Id.

You know you’re addicted to WoW when the only reason you go to church is for the stam buff.

What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
– A Christmas Quacker!

Q. Okay Google, show me the money.
– A. You had me at hello.

Scientists and programmers have gotten together to write computer code that will not only warn of future global warming but also take credit for inventing the internet.
-It’s an new Al-Gore-rithm

You may think i’m odd for eating ham and pineapple sandwiches..
– But hey..
That’s just Hawaii roll.

“When life gives you lemons, sell them and buy a pineapple.” David Turney

What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.

Which football team do horses always cheer for?
-The Broncos.

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