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Funny jokes in 2025

You may think i’m odd for eating ham and pineapple sandwiches..
– But hey..
That’s just Hawaii roll.

“When life gives you lemons, sell them and buy a pineapple.” David Turney

Which football team do horses always cheer for?
-The Broncos.

What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.

What does it mean when you find a horseshoe?
-A horse is walking around bare foot.

Where do horses go when they’re ill?
-the horsepital.

Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet?
– Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.

Why was the computer so angry?
– Because it had a chip on its shoulder

I overheard someone telling Pokémon jokes,
– but I couldn’t catch ’em all.

How do you learn to be a trash collector?
-Just pick it up as you go along.

Why didn’t the hyena cross the road?
-He was too busy laughing.

What did the buffalo say when his son left?
-Bison!

All tiktoker’s should be comedians
– They should know what unemployment feels like

Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks.
– They are fully protected from vampires.

What do mermaids sleep on?
– Water beds!

Ultimately, the volleyball player decided to join the marines
-because her heart was out to serve the country.

A couple met online and got married; they just clicked.

How many A.D.D. Kids does it take to—
– Oooh look, a butterfly!

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