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Funny jokes in 2025

What did the gnome say to the traffic cop who pulled him over?
– Do you gnome who I am?

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I could tell you a joke about bones…
– But some of you may not find it very humerus

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Why did the zombie go to the doctor?
– Because of his coffin.

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What did everyone call the rat who was very blunt?
– He was a no-nonsense rat.

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What do you call a pet rat that has got puppy dog eyes?
– A lab rat.

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Scientists found out that crabs hear through their legs.
– A scientist yelled at a crab and it ran away. Then he cut of its legs and yelled at it again. And suddenly the crab didn’t run away anymore.

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A rat-catcher was chasing a rat when he lost him.
– The snitch pointed to the sewer and said: “He went rat way!”

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Why was six afraid of seven?
– It wasn’t. Numbers aren’t sentient and are incapable of feeling fear.

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What farm animal keeps the best time?
-A watch dog.

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How does the white-tail deer jump higher than the average house?
– This is due to their powerful hind legs and the fact that the average house can’t jump.

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You remind me of Deoxys
-you’re out of this world.

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I only watch anime dubs.
– Cause I don’t take no L’s

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Yodas name backwards spells adoy
-Pretty obvious if you ask me

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What do you call a knife that is being used by a mechanic?
– Cutting edge technology.

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The elevator to success is out of order.
-You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time.

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What happened when the wolf swallowed a clock?
– He got ticks.

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Why do bees have sticky hair?
– Because they use honey combs.

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A neutron walks into a bar and says, “I’d like a beer. How much will that be?”
The bartender answers, “For you? No charge!”

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