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Funny jokes in 2025

— HAHAHA! Are you Sirius?
-What’s your super powder? Wait a minion… what the help is happy ninja to me? PLEATS MAKE IT DUCKING STOP!

Why don’t elephants use computers?
– Because they’re afraid of the mouse

I named my printer Bob Marley
– Because it’s always Jammin’

Roses are red,Violets are blue,
-This card was expensive,Take off all your clothes.

Why did the cat wear a dress?
– She was feline fine.

An atom walks into a bar…
and orders a drink. The barman makes the drink and hands it over. The atom just sits there and sighs. “Why so down?” the barman asks. “Iv’e lost an electron.” the atom answers. “Are you sure?” the barman asks. “I’m positive.”

Who delivers presents to cats?
– Santa Claws!

Why did Sonic stop playing video games? He finished them too quickly!

Where did the heart, liver, and kidney go on a road trip?
– Oregon

What are marsupials’ favorite drinks?
– Quokka-Koala

How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
-They stand near the fans.

Why are Italians so good at making coffee?
– Because they know how to espresso themselves.

Why do pandas like old movies?
– They’re in black and white.

I’m a clown…
-And everyone nose.

Why is the show called SpongeBob…
when Patrick is the star. Hurr-durr. Tee-hee.

When Squidward felt guilty that SpongeBob gave him a Christmas present after he had refused to write a letter to Santa.

Why did Titanic leave its date?
– He couldn’t brake the ice

How do you fix a broken gorilla?
-With a monkey wrench

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