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Funny jokes in 2025

What do sprinters eat before a race?
– Nothing, they fast.

What do you call a pharmacist working at a veterinary drug company…
– a FARM-ASSIST

What do you call a computer superhero?
-A Screen Saver

Why did Princess Peach choke?
– Mario came down the wrong pipe.

What’s Batman’s favorite drink?
-Fruit punch.

What do you call a dead Pikachu?
-A Pika-boo

Went to a club wearing a set of jump leads around his neck. The bouncer said “you can come in but don’t be starting anything”.

What do you call clever unicorns?
-A-corns!

What do you call a unicorn that had its horn cut off?
-A eunuchorn!

What does the cat say after making a joke?
– “Just kitten!”

Why did Sonic stop playing video games? He finished them too quickly!

How do you make an alien’s baby sleep?
– You rocket.

Where is the first volleyball match mentioned in the Bible?
-When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.

What is Grumpy’s favorite fruit?
-Sour Grapes.

What was Dr. Frankenstein’s new year’s resolution?
– To make new friends.

How can you spot a fashionista donut?
-They’re into all the latest glazes.

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Why did the moose cross the road?
– To prove it wasn’t chicken.

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