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Funny jokes in 2025

What do you call a famous turtle?
-A shell-ebrity.

What do an airplane and a girl have in common?
– A cockpit

What do you can an owl who’s been caught in the act?
– A spotted owl.

What do you call a Pikachu that can fix computers?
-Geek-achu.

What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
-Buy more earplugs!

What did the beaver say to the river?
– Meet me around the bend.

what do you call a hiden pokemon.
-peek a choo.

I wanted to ask Spiderman to connect my TV,
– but I couldn’t find Maguire.

Why are Spiderman stickers the stickiest?
-They don’t peel so good.

When I was at school, I put invisible ink in the printer before printing a maths question.
– I couldn’t see what the problem was.

What’s the different between a cat and a comma?
-A cat has claws at the end of paws; A comma is a pause at the end of a clause.

My wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She’s at the ER now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died.
– Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.

What do you call a man who can’t stand?
-Neil.

My avocado car has broken down. It’s beyond re-pear.

Grandpa asked me how to print on his new computer.
I said: “Just control-p.”

He said: “I haven’t been able to do that for years!”

What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
-Bone-Appetit!

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
-Spare ribs.

What do bony people use to get into their homes?
-A skeleton key.

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