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Funny jokes in 2025

How can you tell if someone is vegan?
-Don’t worry. When you offer them meat, they will say ‘no thanks’, then you can relentlessly ask them questions why, then you can get upset and accuse them of going on about it.

How does a chicken tell time?
-One o’cluck, two o’cluck, three o’cluck…

The next person that asks me for a pineapple juice, a cranberry juice and some lemonade with a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a punch.

A pineapple and a grapefruit fell in love
– But they’re unhappy ’cause they cantaloupe

When life gives you pineapples just add rum.

My sister argued with me that you can’t make a car out of spaghetti,
– you should have seen her face when I drove pasta

What did Pikachu said when he tried food in Mexico?
-Pica, Pica.

Did you hear about the Cop who arrested an innocent Iceberg because he thought it looked like the one that sunk the Titanic?
– He was fired for Glacial Profiling.

What is a dog’s favorite car to chase?
– A CATillac!

What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?
-Lost.

What do zombies consult to find out their futures?
– Horror-scopes!

Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?
-Arrrrrr-bok.

You remind me of Deoxys.
-You’re out of this world.

The Pokémon was finding counting really hard,
-he couldn’t get past pikaTWO.

Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?
-They both got 6 months.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite.
-Chuck Norris bites frost.

Roses are red,Violets are blue,
-I can’t believe,You’re a monkey, too.

Where do polar bears go to keep their money safe?
– In snowbanks.

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