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Funny jokes in 2025

My nerdy friend just got a PhD on the history of palindromes.
– We now call him Dr. Awkward.

— HAHAHA! Are you Sirius?
-What’s your super powder? Wait a minion… what the help is happy ninja to me? PLEATS MAKE IT DUCKING STOP!

Why don’t elephants use computers?
– Because they’re afraid of the mouse

Air Force Fact:
-The only time you can have too much fuel is when you’re on fire.

What’s a horrible icebreaker?
The titanic

What has hands but no arms?
-A clock

The Titanic disaster happened 106 years ago today…
– Just let that sink in

What does a gen Z communist say?
– Seize the memes of production!

I once had a threesome with identical twins.
– Guess that makes me a dopplebanger.

Why does Superman tell jokes while he runs?
-He’s an Action Comic.

My mom always told me I wouldn’t accomplish anything by lying in bed all day.
-But look at me now, ma! I’m saving the world!

Why do cats make terrible storytellers?

– They only have one tail.

What are the chances of winning the Mexican lottery?
– Juan in a million.

What will happen when you cross George Washington with a cattle feeder?
– Fodder of our Country.

Why do pandas like old movies?
– They’re in black and white.

I’m a clown…
-And everyone nose.

Why is the show called SpongeBob…
when Patrick is the star. Hurr-durr. Tee-hee.

When Squidward felt guilty that SpongeBob gave him a Christmas present after he had refused to write a letter to Santa.

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