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Funny jokes in 2025

Found a cure for kidney stone.
– Eat paper.

The doctor today told me I had kidney stones.
– It really rocked my world.

Why do flowers always drive so fast?
– They put the petal to the metal!

What’s a furry’s favorite line from Bohemian Rhapsody?
– Mamaaaaa, OwO

One time I had a donut stuffed with icing
-It was filling!

Why couldn’t the famous Ninja Turtle cross the road?
-Because he didn’t have enough turtle power.

What can you catch from a vampire in winter-time?
-Frost-bite!

Sven and Ole go to the beach, and after a couple hours Sven says, “This ain’t no fun. How come da girls aren’t friendly to
me?”
“Well, I tell you, Sven, maybe if you put a big potato in your swim trunks, dat would help.”
So Sven does, but he comes back to Ole later, and he says, “I tried vat you told me with da potato, but it doesn’t help.”
“Um, Sven, you’re supposed to put da potato in da FRONT!”

What do you call Sonic when he’s being lazy? “Sonic the Hedge-sit”!

Why did the monkeys share an Amazon account?
– They were Prime mates

Are you into science?
– Because I lab you so much!

What kind of bird is always sad?
-A blue bird

What did Kenny Rogers do after his favorite cowboy boots snapped into two pieces?
– In tribute to his cowboy boots, he wrote the song ‘You picked a fine time to leave me, loose heel’.

Two cannibals are eating a clown.
– One says to the other, “Does this taste funny to you?”

Did you hear the story of the man who was trampled to death by a wild pig…
– I’d tell you, but it was a real bore

What does Olaf eat for lunch?
-Icebergers.

The FBI was following a furry.
– They were on his tail.

What do rogues and noobs have in common?
– They both pick locks.

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