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Funny jokes in 2025

I am BLUE without YOU.

What do you call a monster with a hot dog in his beer mug?
-Frank-in-stein

When do bakers stop making donuts?
-When they get tired of the hole thing.

I used to eat a dozen donuts and hate myself. So I went on a diet, and I have made some real progress!
-Now I hate myself after only one donut!

I’ve heard Dunkin Donuts is going to be the official sponsor of no nut November.
-Their name will be Dunkin Nonuts for a month.

I got Minecraft for my girlfriend
– Best trade I’ve ever made

My partner said he wanted to heat things up in bed.
– So I farted under the sheets.

A guy walking to library and asks for a book on sea turtles.
-The librarian asks “hard back?”
The guy replies “yeah little heads too.”

Okay Google, do you eat?
– I’m a big fan of reading recipes
– but I haven’t figured out how to eat yet.

Zombies may appear slightly disordered at times.
– But their food is always mindful.

Which clothes shop do Minions like best?
– Banana Republic.

What type of schools do Minions like going to?
-Banana sundae schools.

What does Mario use to contact his dead relatives?
– A Luigi board

Why does Spiderman hate driving with his evil twin?
– Because he’s a bad parallel Parker

Why didn’t the unicorn want to join the army?
-She didn’t want to wear a uni-form.

I got this neck brace a few weeks ago…
– and I haven’t looked back since.

What did the unicorn dress up as for Halloween?
– A rhinoceros!

There are so many things I like about horses, but my favorite is all that hair running down their neck.
– That’s the mane thing.

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