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Funny jokes in 2025

Which snake did the little rat become friends with?
– The rat-tlesnake.

Why does a rat do the washing up?
– To make it squeaky clean!

What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
– Magic-cop!

Do you know what would look good on me?
-Mew.

The kid wanted to become a car mechanic, so he went to bring a starter kit!

What do you call an irritating pepper that is really nosy?
– Jalapeño business.

My vacuum broke, so I put a Dallas Cowboys sticker on it.
– It sucks again.

What do you call a kangaroo who is very lazy?
– A pouch potato.

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?
-As mushroom as possible

How come when a video of a squirrel putting a nut in a dog gets 18k upvotes and is called “Cute”
-but when I do it it’s a “heinous act” and my dog gets taken away?

Because there is no try.

What did the baby in a band play?
-A guitar hooked up to a waaah! waaah! pedal

How does one raindrop ask another out?
– Water you doing tonight?

Why does Thanos get unlimited hot beverages everywhere he goes?
– He has the Gauntlet of Infinite-tea.

What’s Sonic’s favorite kind of joke? One-liners, because they’re fast!

Benedict Cumberbatch and his Marvel character have one thing in common…
– Both of their last names are strange

When panda bears rob banks, they always wear a pandana!

How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
– Two. One to hold the light bulb in place and the other to drink until the room starts spinning.

What did the deer say after prancing around a cloning machine for an hour?
– “I feel like a million bucks!”

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