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Funny jokes in 2025

Which clothes shop do Minions like best?
– Banana Republic.

What type of schools do Minions like going to?
-Banana sundae schools.

What does Mario use to contact his dead relatives?
– A Luigi board

Why does Spiderman hate driving with his evil twin?
– Because he’s a bad parallel Parker

What do you get if you cross an avocado with a radio?
– A guakie-talkie.

What do you call a bunch of lawyers buried up to their necks in sand?
– Not enough sand.

What do a hurricane, a tornado and a red neck divorce all have in common?
– In every case, someone loses a trailer.

What do you call a cat who became a doctor?
– A first aid kitten.”

Why are atoms selfish?
– Because they’re all that matter!

…Courtesy of my witty wife after my 11 year old asked the “Why should you never trust atoms? – because they make up everything” joke.

I thought surely the joke already existed, but I couldn’t find it anywhere. Doesn’t entirely work, but it got a laugh out of me!

Why did the artist frequently visit the bathroom?
-Because when you gotta Gogh, you gotta Gogh.

Why was the loaf of bread upset?
– His plan were always going a rye.

What’s a truckers favorite kind of house?
– The ones with the long haul ways!

Why did the volleyball player bring an extra pair of shoelaces?
-Because she wanted to tie the score.

Why did Mickey go into outerspace?
– To find Pluto!

I’ll send you the code for a new game… but first I need to say URAQT.

I am BLUE without YOU.

What do you call a monster with a hot dog in his beer mug?
-Frank-in-stein

When do bakers stop making donuts?
-When they get tired of the hole thing.

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