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Funny jokes in 2025

What spicy, pink breakfast cereal do birds eat?
– Flaming O’s

What does an eagle like to write with?
– A bald-point pen.

How do you make an mechanical frog?
– You can’t use bolts, you have to use revets

Why do pugs like to use cell phones?
– Because phones have collar ID

What do bees write in their Valentine cards?
– Honey bee mine.

how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl?
-a blender. how do you get them out? tortilla chips.

How does a baby ghost cry?
-“Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!”

What is a vampire’s favourite animal?
– A giraffe.

Why are some umpires overweight?
– Because they always clean their plate.

What’s a panda’s biggest life regret?
– Never had a selfie in color.

Did you hear about the bald guy who cracked his skull?
– Doctor said he had a receding hairline fracture.

What do you need for a movie about broken bones?
– An awesome cast

Why did the Minion give up work?
-The hours were just too Gru-eling.

What’s Pikachu’s favorite song?
-The Hokey Pokémon.

What’s Sonic’s favorite kind of joke? One-liners, because they’re fast!

Why did a scarecrow win the Nobel prize?
– He was outstanding in his field.

What does an emotionally detached mechanic do with a bar hook-up?
– Nuts and bolts.

If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies,
-just check the extinct species list.

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