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Funny jokes in 2025

What did the tortilla chip say when he was threatening the avocado?
– I’m going to have you guac-ing in your boots.

Why do avocados not like catching public transport?
– Because they av’-a-car-do

I told the artist that his painting was terrible.
-I think he got the picture.

My biology teacher grew human vocal chords from stem cells in the lab, the results…
– … speak for themselves

“My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat.”

What did was T’Challa’s nickname as a baby?
– Black Pampers.

What do you call an invisible droid?
-C-through-PO.

What was the first animal in space?
-The cow that jumped over the moon.

Why will space be a popular tourist spot?
-The view is breathtaking and will leave you speechless.

Which foods do superheroes like best?
– Super-foods, of course!

What would you call Bruce Banner if he didn’t speak to anyone?
– The Incredible Sulk.

What’s Sonic’s favorite type of food? Fast food, obviously!

What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?
-It’s pasture bedtime!

What did Yuri say when he won gold?
– “Victuuri!”

The alpaca’s are disappearing…
– could it be the alpaca-lypse?

What did the llama say when he was robbed?
– “I’ve been fleeced!”

Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
– Because they go down so well

I heard a pretty juicy rumor about butter.
– But i decited i didn’t want to spread it

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