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Funny jokes in 2025

Two cannibals are eating a clown.
– One says to the other, “Does this taste funny to you?”

What’s Sonic’s favorite type of food? Fast food, obviously!

Did you hear the story of the man who was trampled to death by a wild pig…
– I’d tell you, but it was a real bore

What does Olaf eat for lunch?
-Icebergers.

The FBI was following a furry.
– They were on his tail.

What do rogues and noobs have in common?
– They both pick locks.

Where does a turtle go when it’s raining?
-A shell-ter.

What do Minions say when they pick up the telephone?
-Yellow.

What do Minions call their Grandmas?
– Ba-Nanas.

A Father’s Day joke my 8 year old son made up for me today – Why are you so special to Mario?
– You’re the first 1-up in the morning!

Why doesn’t Batman have super vision?
-His parents died.

What is Spiderman’s favourite online music app?
-Spot-a-fly.

A Gen Z kid and a boomer walk into a bar
– They sit down and the Gen Z kid orders from the gluten free vegan menu and the boomer orders a T-Bone steak.

They start chatting and the Gen Z kid says that social justice issues are the biggest problem facing the world, and that the white supremacist patriarchy is a plague on society. >
The boomer waves this off and says the kids these days are just too sensitive, and that he fought for civil rights in the sixties and did his part.

They go back and forth on this for a while, and finally the Gen Z kid says, “we’re just not gonna settle this. We don’t see eye to eye. You’re too old and out of touch and I’m too young and inexperienced. What we need to do is ask a Millennial with a PhD in sociology for their opinion.”

The boomer says, “that’s a great idea!” And yells, “HEY BARTENDER, C’MERE!”

What did the pitted fruit say when he got in a fight?
– You want a peach of me?!

Why do the ladies call the pro The Love Machine?
– Because he’s terrible at tennis.

A tennis factory was recently established near my house.
-They’re making quite the racket

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?
-For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
– A brick to the back of his head should do it.

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