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Funny jokes in 2025

stop your mini-Despicable-Mes from going bananas
-Minion humour

HELP!! Squirrels are chasing me!
-They think I’m nuts!

Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris’ leg.
-After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

y drug test came back negative.
-My dealer sure has some explaining to do.

Two cannibals are eating a clown.
– One says to the other, “Does this taste funny to you?”

The special ed students made a metal band.
– It’s called Syndrome of a Down.

Did you hear the story of the man who was trampled to death by a wild pig…
– I’d tell you, but it was a real bore

What does Olaf eat for lunch?
-Icebergers.

The FBI was following a furry.
– They were on his tail.

What do you call two rabbits racing down the road?
-The fast and the furriest.

My uncle is an idiot. He saw a commercial that said, “9 out of 10 accidents happen within a mile of your home.”
– So he up and moved

What did the composer say about the music at the Super Bowl?
– It’s in half time.

What do Minions say when they pick up the telephone?
-Yellow.

What do Minions call their Grandmas?
– Ba-Nanas.

A Father’s Day joke my 8 year old son made up for me today – Why are you so special to Mario?
– You’re the first 1-up in the morning!

Why doesn’t Batman have super vision?
-His parents died.

What is Spiderman’s favourite online music app?
-Spot-a-fly.

What’s Sonic’s favorite kind of joke? One-liners, because they’re fast!

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