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Funny jokes in 2025

What do you get if you cross an avocado with a radio?
– A guakie-talkie.

Why didn’t the unicorn want to join the army?
-She didn’t want to wear a uni-form.

I got this neck brace a few weeks ago…
– and I haven’t looked back since.

What did the unicorn dress up as for Halloween?
– A rhinoceros!

There are so many things I like about horses, but my favorite is all that hair running down their neck.
– That’s the mane thing.

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
– “Me ow!”

What’s a cat’s favorite dessert?
– A mice cream cone

What kind of music do balloons hate?
– Pop.

An Irish Mexican teenager starts a job as a builder..
Only one hour into his first job he tries to hammer a nail with a screwdriver. The boss spots this and walks over to let him know he’s doing it wrong. “You’ve got a lot to learn young Paddy Juan”.

What’s the Avenger’s favorite day of the week?
– Thorsday.

Why can’t Sonic play baseball? He always steals home!

“Stay strong! Weekend is coming soon.”

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?
– He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

A cream-filled donut and an eclair…
-…decided to get a divorce. It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a long, grueling custardy battle.

What did the bouncer say to the psychology major and his friends, Ego and Superego?
– I’m sorry I can’t let you enter without Id.

What did the nurse advise the patient got heartburn after eating a birthday cake
-She advised him to take the candles off first

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
– Just one, but it takes nine visits.

Did you hear about the moose who cried at the funeral?
– He lost a deer friend.

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