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Funny jokes in 2025

I saw so many people arguing about if it’s called football or soccer, I thought calling it a new way…
-Fooccer

There are no skeletons in my closet.
– The bodies haven’t decomposed yet.

So My Friend Invited Me to Her Skeleton Crew’s Shindig
-I was the life of the party.

What do skeletons say when they set off to sea?
-Bone voyage.

“Just Call Me Shikamaru
– Because I Want To Stick To You Like A Shadow”

How much does a furry suit cost?
– Your dignity

Why did the fetishist come so quickly?
– He had an appointment and was in a furry.

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
– She heard they had great broom service!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
-To
To who?
It’s ‘to whom’.

What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time?
– “Well, I’ll be dammed.”

You start getting carded again,
-but all cashiers want to see your senior cards to be sure that you qualify for the discount.

I’m going to tell my Gen Z friend a joke about Social Security…
…but he probably won’t get it.

Chevy runs deep, but it takes a Dodge to pull it out.

Katy Perry sang that after a hurricane comes a rainbow, but you know what else comes after a hurricane?
– A moron in a suit.

My dad told me a joke about boxing.
-I guess I missed the punch line.

Why did the soccer player bring string to her game?
– So she could tie the score.

What do aliens like to eat when they aren’t on a diet?
– Unidentified frying objects.

Did you hear about the basketball team that doesn’t have a website?
-They can’t string three “Ws” together.

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