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Funny jokes in 2025

Why couldn’t the all-star soccer player listen to music?
-Because he broke all the records.

What did the cake say to the ice cream?
-you are really cool.

My son wanted an intense, hardcore game, where you have build awesome bases, fight monsters, and online play.
-So I got him Minecraft.

How do scientists keep their breath fresh?
– Experi-mints.

How do you know Minecraft Steve is interested in a a girl?
-He looks at her chest.

Why did the volleyball player get kicked out of the party?
-He spiked the punch

What time did the man go to the dentist?
-Tooth hurt-y.

Why are volleyball players like lawyers?
-Because they always try to avoid faults and pass the blame.

How does lee finish his suit?
– Tie-Jutsu

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Needle.
– Needle who? Needle little help getting in the door!

Which app does Thanos love the most?
– Snap Chat.

Why do skeletons not know how to play Fortnite?
-Because they don’t have skins!

What money is used in space?
-Starbucks…

Ole and Lena are on the patio barbequing when Ole says to her, “Lena your butt is getting pretty big. Ya, it’s even bigger
than da BBQ grill!”
Lena is not amused.
Later that night in bed, Ole asks Lena, “Say, do ya want to, vell ya know?” Lena turns away and grunts.
“What’s wrong?” asks Ole.
Lena answers, “Do you really think I’m going to fire-up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?”

Hey are you a security camera? Because I want to watch you all day long.

What do Minecraft, Instagram, and Snapchat have in common?
-They all have a story mode

What did the soccer goalie say to the ball?
-“Catch ya later.”

What did the Soccer players day when the owl died on the field?
-F-owl

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