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Funny jokes in 2025

Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?
-They both got 6 months.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite.
-Chuck Norris bites frost.

Roses are red,Violets are blue,
-I can’t believe,You’re a monkey, too.

Where do polar bears go to keep their money safe?
– In snowbanks.

What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?
-Lost.

What do zombies consult to find out their futures?
– Horror-scopes!

Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?
-Arrrrrr-bok.

You remind me of Deoxys.
-You’re out of this world.

The Pokémon was finding counting really hard,
-he couldn’t get past pikaTWO.

You remind me of Deoxys
-you’re out of this world.

I only watch anime dubs.
– Cause I don’t take no L’s

Yodas name backwards spells adoy
-Pretty obvious if you ask me

What do you call a knife that is being used by a mechanic?
– Cutting edge technology.

The elevator to success is out of order.
-You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time.

What happened when the wolf swallowed a clock?
– He got ticks.

Why do bees have sticky hair?
– Because they use honey combs.

A neutron walks into a bar and says, “I’d like a beer. How much will that be?”
The bartender answers, “For you? No charge!”

Why don’t fish make good tennis players?
-They refuse to get close to the net.

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