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Funny jokes in 2025

Why do flowers always drive so fast?
– They put the petal to the metal!

What’s a furry’s favorite line from Bohemian Rhapsody?
– Mamaaaaa, OwO

One time I had a donut stuffed with icing
-It was filling!

Why couldn’t the famous Ninja Turtle cross the road?
-Because he didn’t have enough turtle power.

What can you catch from a vampire in winter-time?
-Frost-bite!

Sven and Ole go to the beach, and after a couple hours Sven says, “This ain’t no fun. How come da girls aren’t friendly to
me?”
“Well, I tell you, Sven, maybe if you put a big potato in your swim trunks, dat would help.”
So Sven does, but he comes back to Ole later, and he says, “I tried vat you told me with da potato, but it doesn’t help.”
“Um, Sven, you’re supposed to put da potato in da FRONT!”

Why did the monkeys share an Amazon account?
– They were Prime mates

Are you into science?
– Because I lab you so much!

What kind of bird is always sad?
-A blue bird

What did Kenny Rogers do after his favorite cowboy boots snapped into two pieces?
– In tribute to his cowboy boots, he wrote the song ‘You picked a fine time to leave me, loose heel’.

What’s a cat’s favorite game to play with a mouse?
– Catch!

When does the artist die?
– When she draws her last breath.

What did the hurricane say to the coast?
– I have my eye on you.

What does a slave driver do with his slaves when he’s bored?
– He racism.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
– Juan

Found a cure for kidney stone.
– Eat paper.

The doctor today told me I had kidney stones.
– It really rocked my world.

The FBI was following a furry.
– They were on his tail.

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