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Funny jokes in 2025

Where do hippos go to university?
– Hippocampus.

Why are the Uchihas so hell-bent on taking revenge?
– Nobody Susanoos.

Knock, knock.. Who’s there? Noise. 
-Noise who? Noise to see you!

Why did the mechanic go to visit an eye doctor?
– To get drops of blinker fluid for his eye.

Whats a pugs favorite musical instrument?
A: The dinner bell!

Where does a cow hang his paintings?
-In a mooooseum.

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
-Finland!

What did the skeleton bring to the picnic?
-Spare ribs.

Why did the gardener plant light bulbs?
– He wanted a power plant!

Why was the jumper cable not allowed in public?
– Because he would start anything!

Why did the mechanic refuse to eat his lunch at the garage?
– Because it was full of car-bs.

Day 121 at home and the dog is looking at me like,
-“See? This is why I chew the furniture!”

So Steven Hawking walks into a bar…
– Oh wait.

I went to the doctor this morning and said, “I’ve swallowed a golf ball.”
-The doctor said, “Yes, I can see it’s gone down a fairway.”

Me:I want to become a millionare like my uncle
My friend:Your uncle is a millionare?
Me:No he wants to become one to

What do they call a pineapple upside down cake in Australia?
– A pineapple cake.

I feel bad for all the nice women named Karen who have to deal with the bad stereotype of asking for managers. Sharon’s too..
– Because Sharon is Karen

On New Year’s Eve, Chuck Norris promised that he’d lose 20 pounds.
-The next morning he shaved his chest and smiled as he realized that he’d lost 30.

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