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Funny jokes in 2025

What did Andrew Tate say when he was asked if he’s ever been lonely? “Loneliness is just a state of mind that weak people experience.”

What would you call a dessert who became a successful actor?
– Robert Brownie Jr.

I walked in on my son making out with his girlfriend. “Oh, woah, what’s this?” I asked. He’s been avoiding me ever since…
… and keeps mumbling something about me being a “furry”

What would you call a green Pikachu?
-Pickle-chu

Roses are red,Violets are blue,
-Sheep go baah,And cows go moo.

What did the Potterhead say to a lizard named Harry?
– “You are a lizard, Harry”.

What did the rose text her best bud?
– “I’m all dressed up and have nowhere to grow!”

I saw a microbiologist today.
– He was much bigger than I imagined.

Where do hippos go to university?
– Hippocampus.

Why are the Uchihas so hell-bent on taking revenge?
– Nobody Susanoos.

Knock, knock.. Who’s there? Noise. 
-Noise who? Noise to see you!

Why did the mechanic go to visit an eye doctor?
– To get drops of blinker fluid for his eye.

Whats a pugs favorite musical instrument?
A: The dinner bell!

Where does a cow hang his paintings?
-In a mooooseum.

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
-Finland!

“Is that a gun in your pocket or are you really happy to see me?”

Where do rabbits learn to fly?
– The hare force.

My psychologist says I have trouble identifying my emotions
– Not quite sure how I feel about it

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