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Funny jokes in 2025

My friend is a very well-read microbiologist.
– He knows a little about a lot of things and a lot about little things.

Knock, knock.. Who’s there? Hawaii.
-Hawaii who? I’m fine, Hawaii you?

What do you call it when Gen Z brings the good economy back?
– A Boomer-ang.

How do you stop a bull from charging?
-You unplug it!

Why shouldn’t you trust stairs?
-Because they are always up to something.

Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle?
– There are too many cheetahs.

What is the range of a Viola?
– As far as you can kick it.

How do you get a dozen violists to play in tune?
– Shoot all of them.

What do you call a bunch of millionaires sitting around watching the Super Bowl?
– The Dallas Cowboys.

How long should a donkey’s legs be?
– Long enough to reach the ground!

When is Mario’s birthday?
– MAR10.

What do Gungans keep things in? Jar
– Jars.

What does a Schneider truck and an orange barrel have in common?
– They both have a dirt bag in them.

What did Yoda use to become a baby again?
-A manDeLorean.

What noise do sheep make where Yoda’s from?
-Dagobah.

Why do the ladies call the pro The Love Machine?
– Because he’s terrible at tennis.

A tennis factory was recently established near my house.
-They’re making quite the racket

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?
-For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

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