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Funny jokes in 2025

What do you call Peter Parker when he wakes up in a bad mood?
– Grumpy Neighborhood Spider-Man.

There’s a medicine you can buy that apparently cures scepticism.
– But I’m not buying it.

How do unicorns get to the park?
-On a unicycle.

Why was the baby strawberry late for school?
– Because her parents were stuck in a jam.

When the moon needs to call someone, it uses its last quarter.

Why couldn’t the koala bear get the job at the bank?
– Because he didn’t have the koala-fications.

Asuma’s chain smoker yet we never see him cough,
– Hayate always coughed yet we never saw him smoke.

What is a turtle’s favorite kind of sweater?
-A turtle neck.

What company makes Nerds?
– Your mom.

Why did Luigi say to the Koopa on the cloud?
– Look at you! (Lakitu)

When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on,
-he turns the dark off.

Roses are red,Here’s something new:
-Violets are violet,Not freaking blue.

Why won’t Pluto throw a birthday party?
– It can’t even planet

What’s a turtle’s favorite sandwich?
– Seanut butter and jellyfish.

What do cats and programmers have in common?
-When either one is unusually happy and excited, an appropriate question would be, “did you find a bug?”

Mario failed his online course
– Because of his Internet Bowser

Imagine the Titanic with a Lisp
– It’s unthinkable

How do you knock out a marine while he’s drinking water?
-Slam the toilet lid down on his head.

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