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Funny jokes in 2025

What do you call uncivilized donuts?
-Bavarians.

What do you have to allocate in order to crash a Minecraft server on purpose?
– Premeditated Wam.

My house was raided and the cops carted off books on algebra, trigonometry and calculus, plus dice and other probability-demo stuff.
– They said it was weapons of math instruction.

Chuck Norris beats rock, paper, scissors.
-Cannon balls, tanks, super destroyers, exploding stars — I could go on.

I was thinking about shearing my llama, but I figured that I better leave him wool enough alone.

Why did the donut go to a therapist?
-He felt empty inside.

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of Cheerios?
-“Wow! Donut seeds!”

Your hairline is so deep People can see what you are thinking.

Okay Google, how do you like your coffee?
– Talking about coffee can be really exciting.
– I try to stay grounded, though.

The new mechanic lost his job; they say he lacks fine motor skills.

A llama walks into her house to see her husband in bed with another llama
– After a moment of intense silence, the husband gets up and says, “alpaca my bags.”

You’re everything I avo wanted

what do you get if you eat a bomb?
– Atomic ache.

What did Iron Man say to Ant-Man?
-Stop bugging me!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch.
-Atch who? Bless you!

Don’t date a calculus teacher
– They’re gonna replace u

What is an avocado’s favourite type of music?
– Guac and roll.

Rses are red, violets are blue,
-I was born smart, What happened to you?!

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