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Funny jokes in 2025

Why did the donut go to a therapist?
-He felt empty inside.

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of Cheerios?
-“Wow! Donut seeds!”

Your hairline is so deep People can see what you are thinking.

My house was raided and the cops carted off books on algebra, trigonometry and calculus, plus dice and other probability-demo stuff.
– They said it was weapons of math instruction.

Chuck Norris beats rock, paper, scissors.
-Cannon balls, tanks, super destroyers, exploding stars — I could go on.

What did Iron Man say to Ant-Man?
-Stop bugging me!

Okay Google, how do you like your coffee?
– Talking about coffee can be really exciting.
– I try to stay grounded, though.

The new mechanic lost his job; they say he lacks fine motor skills.

A llama walks into her house to see her husband in bed with another llama
– After a moment of intense silence, the husband gets up and says, “alpaca my bags.”

You’re everything I avo wanted

what do you get if you eat a bomb?
– Atomic ache.

What kind of sweet treats are Super Bowl footballers served?
– They’re served Super Bowl Sundaes!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch.
-Atch who? Bless you!

Don’t date a calculus teacher
– They’re gonna replace u

What is an avocado’s favourite type of music?
– Guac and roll.

Rses are red, violets are blue,
-I was born smart, What happened to you?!

What would you call a dessert who became a successful actor?
– Robert Brownie Jr.

I walked in on my son making out with his girlfriend. “Oh, woah, what’s this?” I asked. He’s been avoiding me ever since…
… and keeps mumbling something about me being a “furry”

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