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Funny jokes in 2025

Why did the phone walk in the water?
-He was wading for a phone call.

Roses are red,Violets are blue,
-Who is your daddy,And what does he do?

Who can save the world from asteroids?
– Papers because paper beats rocks.

Mexican jokes are like black jokes…
– Once you heard Juan you heard Jamal.

Why are Huskies and trees similar?
– They both lose their barks after they pass away.

The cactus who was turning 16, decided to throw a sweet 16 birthday party. Her friend said: “I hope your birthday party planning is on point.”

How many nurses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-None, they just get a nursing student to do it.

My friend is a very well-read microbiologist.
– He knows a little about a lot of things and a lot about little things.

Knock, knock.. Who’s there? Hawaii.
-Hawaii who? I’m fine, Hawaii you?

What do you call it when Gen Z brings the good economy back?
– A Boomer-ang.

How do you stop a bull from charging?
-You unplug it!

Why are M&M’s good at keeping secrets? Because they never spill the beans, they’re filled with chocolate!

What is the range of a Viola?
– As far as you can kick it.

How do you get a dozen violists to play in tune?
– Shoot all of them.

What do you call a bunch of millionaires sitting around watching the Super Bowl?
– The Dallas Cowboys.

How long should a donkey’s legs be?
– Long enough to reach the ground!

When is Mario’s birthday?
– MAR10.

What’s a pajama’s favorite movie? The Nightmare Before Christmas Pajamas.

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