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Funny jokes in 2025

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– Magnetic Bumber; recover the parts as they fall off.

I was walking in my neighborhood the other day and I came across a crowbar.
– I’d never seen so many drunk birds in my life.

What do you call a woman who’s addicted to online bingo?

– Betty.

Why is a softball umpire like an angry chicken?
– They both have fowl mouths.

Why are minecraft players virgins?
-It would be wrong to smash a miner

A duck waddles into the drug store and says, “Sorry, I don’t have my wallet today but I need to buy a condom.” The pharmacist says, “No problem. Shall I just put it on your bill?”
– The duck exclaims, “Sir! What kind of a duck do you think I am?”

You breathe oxygen?
– We have so much in common.

Baby, I’m A Mismagius.
-I’ll make all of your wildest dreams come true.

How do you ground a gen z?
– Make them go outside and socialize.

What are cats best at?
-Cat-apulting!

What is the difference between hot potato and a flying pig?
-One’s a heated yam, and one’s a yeeted ham.

Why are there fish at the bottom of the sea?
– Because they dropped out of school.

The anti-vax basketball team lost every game this season.
-Apparently they never take any shots.

What do you call a Minecraft server run for autistic children?
-A regular Minecraft server.

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.
– It’s impossible to put down.

If you see an aggressive alien what should you do?
-Give it some space…

98% of all Jeeps ever made are still on the road today.
– The other 2% made it home.

Why’d the little unicorn get sent to bed without supper?
-She wouldn’t stop horsing around at the dinner table

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