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Funny jokes in 2025

What does the Minion’s say to its favourite food before they leave the house?
– I’m going bananas.

What happens when you give Eevee a French stone?
-You get a Napoleon

Karen came into my restaurant the other day and asked, “Can you tell me about the menu please?”
– So I kicked her out and told her that the men I please are none of her business!!

What sound does Baby Yoda make?
-Gaagaa-googoo

What do you call a hero who has to choose between having food all day or fighting crime?
– Soup or hero.

Can February March?
-No, but April May!

“Let’s Reignite Our Power Of Youth!”

Do you know what Bruce Lee’s vegetarian brother is called?
– Brocco Lee
– I’ll see myself out.

Why are M&M’s good at keeping secrets? Because they never spill the beans, they’re filled with chocolate!

How do you know that a dead body found by the side of the road is a nurse?
-Because its stomach is empty, its bladder is full, and its a$$ chewed!

When a you have a small baby, how do you tell if they will grow up to be a welder or a welder’s helper?
– Put them in a chair, if they fall asleep they’ll be a helper, if they cry and whine they’ll be a welder.

Why are chickens good at drumming?
-Because they have drumsticks.

I need an Imodium, because I can’t hold in my love for you.

What’s a pajama’s favorite movie? The Nightmare Before Christmas Pajamas.

What do you call the basketball play where you drink too much and then score?
– Slam Drunk.

“I’m So Entranced By Those Eyes, I Think I’ll Take Them.”

I like my women like I like my jeep
Topless and easy to get into.

What character do you get when you cross a Sailor with a Cow?
– Sailor Moo.

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