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Funny jokes in 2025

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
-He was outstanding in his field.

Chuck Norris doesn’t dial the wrong number,
-you pick up the wrong phone.

Do you know why they called it TikTok?
– Cos in just a matter of seconds it steals all your data!

The french revolution was kind of a pain in the neck, but once it was over it was a weight off of some people’s shoulders

Which fast-food chain would be a good basketball player?
-Dunkin’ Donuts.

Why can’t dinosaurs play basketball?
-Because they’re extinct!

How do elephants keep cool?
-Ear conditioning!

Its the second day of a big con and a furry wakes up, has a snack and goes downstairs. After 20 minutes or so of wandering aimlessly he bumps into the first other furry that hes seen and asks “Where is everyone?” and the other furry replies “Dude its 7 am, they’re sleeping! why aren’t you?”
– Since this was going mostly nowhere, thought i’d try my paw at it… ^^

My wife crashed the car listening to Adele,
– She was rolling in the jeep

Some people are like clouds.
-When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day.

It’s weird how Shino, Shikamaru, Ino, Chouji, Kiba, Naruto, Sasuke, Neji and Hinata have/had parents that are/were shinobis,
– Sakura’s parents aren’t shinobis (After the Forest of Death, her mom calls her to wake up),
– Tenten doesn’t have parents and we don’t even know if Lee has parents (Though if he did, his dad would be mighty angry at Gai!XD)

Why did the chicken cross the beach?
-To get to the other tide!

Who raised baby Yoda?
-Baby Yoda was raised by the Man-dad-lorian

Where do cats write down their notes?
– On scratch paper!

Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.
“How was he killed” asked one detective. “With a golf gun.” Replied the second detective.
“A golf gun? What’s a golf gun?”
“I don’t know, but it sure made a hole in Juan”

Why doesn’t snape teach herbology?
-Because his lily died.

How do teddy bears keep their den cool in summer?
– They use bear conditioning!

My uncle picked me up from school during recess today!
– My mom never told me about him, but it’s nice to finally meet him!

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