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Funny jokes in 2025

A llama walks into her house to see her husband in bed with another llama
– After a moment of intense silence, the husband gets up and says, “alpaca my bags.”

You’re everything I avo wanted

what do you get if you eat a bomb?
– Atomic ache.

Why are M&M’s good at keeping secrets? Because they never spill the beans, they’re filled with chocolate!

What kind of sweet treats are Super Bowl footballers served?
– They’re served Super Bowl Sundaes!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch.
-Atch who? Bless you!

Don’t date a calculus teacher
– They’re gonna replace u

What is an avocado’s favourite type of music?
– Guac and roll.

Rses are red, violets are blue,
-I was born smart, What happened to you?!

What would you call a dessert who became a successful actor?
– Robert Brownie Jr.

I walked in on my son making out with his girlfriend. “Oh, woah, what’s this?” I asked. He’s been avoiding me ever since…
… and keeps mumbling something about me being a “furry”

What would you call a green Pikachu?
-Pickle-chu

Roses are red,Violets are blue,
-Sheep go baah,And cows go moo.

What did the Potterhead say to a lizard named Harry?
– “You are a lizard, Harry”.

What did the rose text her best bud?
– “I’m all dressed up and have nowhere to grow!”

I saw a microbiologist today.
– He was much bigger than I imagined.

Where do hippos go to university?
– Hippocampus.

Why are the Uchihas so hell-bent on taking revenge?
– Nobody Susanoos.

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