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Funny jokes in 2025

Butter is not made right away because it has to wait for its churn.

Why’d the little unicorn get sent to bed without supper?
-She wouldn’t stop horsing around at the dinner table

How does Harry Potter get rid of a rash?
-With quit-itch.

What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
-Donut hole me back.

Fortnite Season 11 has been delayed
– Epic fail

i’m glad the minecraft good fortnite bad trend is over
-there’s a difference between memes and just telling facts

Why is the letter B so cold?
-Because it’s between the AC.

Why can’t Spongebob make the honor roll?
Because he’s a C sponge!

How do algebraic topologists remodel their portch?
-With deck transformations.

Can February March?
-No, but April May.

What road do all of the unicorns live on?
-Mane Street!

My ex-wife passed away so I went to the cemetery to honor her. I brought a 20 year old bottle of fine scotch and poured it over her grave
– But first I filtered it through my kidneys.

Recipe for a love triangle: First, get Team 7, then you notice that Naruto likes Sakura who likes Sasuke who likes Naruto (?)

Why did the donut go to the doctor?
-He was feeling crumby.

Soviet Russia would’ve banned Minecraft
-Until it was called “Ourcraft”

It was so cold…
-every kind of cereal in the cupboard was frosted – including the boxes!

Being Vegan gives you a superpower
-The power to annoy all of your friends.

The English teacher wished the class before the poetry test.
– She said, “Metaphors be with you!”

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