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Funny jokes in 2025

What dessert do they serve in Super Mario Bros?
– Princess Peach Pie

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My grandfather kept on warning everyone that the titanic was gonna sink, but no one listened to him.
– Finally, they had enough of him and kicked him out the theater.

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Why did the phone walk in the water?
-He was wading for a phone call.

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What did Andrew Tate say when he was asked if he’s ever been lonely? “Loneliness is just a state of mind that weak people experience.”

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Mexican jokes are like black jokes…
– Once you heard Juan you heard Jamal.

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Why are Huskies and trees similar?
– They both lose their barks after they pass away.

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The cactus who was turning 16, decided to throw a sweet 16 birthday party. Her friend said: “I hope your birthday party planning is on point.”

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How many nurses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-None, they just get a nursing student to do it.

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My friend is a very well-read microbiologist.
– He knows a little about a lot of things and a lot about little things.

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Knock, knock.. Who’s there? Hawaii.
-Hawaii who? I’m fine, Hawaii you?

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What do you call it when Gen Z brings the good economy back?
– A Boomer-ang.

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How do you stop a bull from charging?
-You unplug it!

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Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle?
– There are too many cheetahs.

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What is the range of a Viola?
– As far as you can kick it.

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How do you get a dozen violists to play in tune?
– Shoot all of them.

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What do you call a bunch of millionaires sitting around watching the Super Bowl?
– The Dallas Cowboys.

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How long should a donkey’s legs be?
– Long enough to reach the ground!

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When is Mario’s birthday?
– MAR10.

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