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Funny jokes in 2025

Karen came into my restaurant the other day and asked, “Can you tell me about the menu please?”
– So I kicked her out and told her that the men I please are none of her business!!

What sound does Baby Yoda make?
-Gaagaa-googoo

Why was music coming from the printer?
– The paper was jamming.

Why did they call that player the Love Master?
– Because he sucks at tennis.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
-Soccer.
Soccer who?
Socc-ser in the drawer.

Why are chickens good at drumming?
-Because they have drumsticks.

I need an Imodium, because I can’t hold in my love for you.

What do you call a hero who has to choose between having food all day or fighting crime?
– Soup or hero.

Can February March?
-No, but April May!

“Let’s Reignite Our Power Of Youth!”

Do you know what Bruce Lee’s vegetarian brother is called?
– Brocco Lee
– I’ll see myself out.

When a you have a small baby, how do you tell if they will grow up to be a welder or a welder’s helper?
– Put them in a chair, if they fall asleep they’ll be a helper, if they cry and whine they’ll be a welder.

I like my women like I like my jeep
Topless and easy to get into.

What character do you get when you cross a Sailor with a Cow?
– Sailor Moo.

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
-To get to the Dark Side.

A boomer, a millennial, and a Gen Z kid walk into a bar
– They sit down at a table and order a bottle of whiskey. The boomer pours a tall glass for himself and says, “There ain’t no social security left, so I’m pouring myself a big glass of whiskey!” Then, the millennial grabs the bottle an pours a medium sized glass and says, “I’ve got $100,000 in student loans and no one is hiring so I’M pouring myself a big glass of whiskey!” They both turn to the Gen Z kid and say “what about you? What are you drinking for?” The Gen Z kid holds up the empty bottle and says, “Nothing, you guys drank it all.”

What do you call a pea that works in the circus?
– A tra-peas artist.

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
-He was outstanding in his field.

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