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What do you call a Mexican that graduated college?
– The chosen Juan.

Is this pool safe for diving?
-It deep ends.

What do you call a moth in a supermarket?
– I can’t believe it’s not butterfly.

My uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull him out but he kept fighting them off and drowned. We had him cremated…
– he burned for three days.

Why do Pokémon have eyes?
-So they can pikachu

If you were in a Pokemon Contest,
-you’d win first place in the Beauty/Cuteness category.

Why do pieces of popcorn always have great birthdays?
-because they are always popping.

New Feature exclusive to 2015/16 Chevy Trucks
– Magnetic Bumber; recover the parts as they fall off.

Do fish go on vacation?
-No, because they’re always in school!

Why is a softball umpire like an angry chicken?
– They both have fowl mouths.

Why are minecraft players virgins?
-It would be wrong to smash a miner

A duck waddles into the drug store and says, “Sorry, I don’t have my wallet today but I need to buy a condom.” The pharmacist says, “No problem. Shall I just put it on your bill?”
– The duck exclaims, “Sir! What kind of a duck do you think I am?”

You breathe oxygen?
– We have so much in common.

Baby, I’m A Mismagius.
-I’ll make all of your wildest dreams come true.

How do you ground a gen z?
– Make them go outside and socialize.

What are cats best at?
-Cat-apulting!

I was walking in my neighborhood the other day and I came across a crowbar.
– I’d never seen so many drunk birds in my life.

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