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Funny jokes in 2025

Why doesn’t snape teach herbology?
-Because his lily died.

How do teddy bears keep their den cool in summer?
– They use bear conditioning!

My uncle picked me up from school during recess today!
– My mom never told me about him, but it’s nice to finally meet him!

Did you hear about what happened your sweaty uncle?
– He has a wife now, and her name is Aunty Perspirant

Teacher: It’s the fourth time you’re late for school this week Johnny! Do you know what that means?! –
– Little Johnny: That it’s Thursday, Miss Bramwell.

Did you know chickens can jump higher than a house?
-True. Houses can’t jump.

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Voodoo.
-Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?

Knock, knock.. Who’s there? Jess.
– Jess who? Jess cut the talking and open the door!

How do you date a Karen?
– Preferably by the C12 method.

Why are there sidewalks beside streets?
– So Chevy owners have a safe place to walk home.

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What do you call a Mexican that graduated college?
– The chosen Juan.

Is this pool safe for diving?
-It deep ends.

What do you call a moth in a supermarket?
– I can’t believe it’s not butterfly.

My uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull him out but he kept fighting them off and drowned. We had him cremated…
– he burned for three days.

Why do Pokémon have eyes?
-So they can pikachu

If you were in a Pokemon Contest,
-you’d win first place in the Beauty/Cuteness category.

Why do pieces of popcorn always have great birthdays?
-because they are always popping.

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