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Funny jokes in 2025

How do elephants keep cool?
-Ear conditioning!

Why did the chicken cross the beach?
-To get to the other tide!

Who raised baby Yoda?
-Baby Yoda was raised by the Man-dad-lorian

Where do cats write down their notes?
– On scratch paper!

Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.
“How was he killed” asked one detective. “With a golf gun.” Replied the second detective.
“A golf gun? What’s a golf gun?”
“I don’t know, but it sure made a hole in Juan”

Why doesn’t snape teach herbology?
-Because his lily died.

How do teddy bears keep their den cool in summer?
– They use bear conditioning!

It’s weird how Shino, Shikamaru, Ino, Chouji, Kiba, Naruto, Sasuke, Neji and Hinata have/had parents that are/were shinobis,
– Sakura’s parents aren’t shinobis (After the Forest of Death, her mom calls her to wake up),
– Tenten doesn’t have parents and we don’t even know if Lee has parents (Though if he did, his dad would be mighty angry at Gai!XD)

My uncle picked me up from school during recess today!
– My mom never told me about him, but it’s nice to finally meet him!

Did you hear about what happened your sweaty uncle?
– He has a wife now, and her name is Aunty Perspirant

Teacher: It’s the fourth time you’re late for school this week Johnny! Do you know what that means?! –
– Little Johnny: That it’s Thursday, Miss Bramwell.

Did you know chickens can jump higher than a house?
-True. Houses can’t jump.

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Voodoo.
-Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?

Knock, knock.. Who’s there? Jess.
– Jess who? Jess cut the talking and open the door!

How do you date a Karen?
– Preferably by the C12 method.

Why are there sidewalks beside streets?
– So Chevy owners have a safe place to walk home.

Avocxdos

What do you call a Mexican that graduated college?
– The chosen Juan.

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