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Funny jokes in 2025

What did Andrew Tate say when he was asked if he’s ever been lonely? “Loneliness is just a state of mind that weak people experience.”

So Steven Hawking walks into a bar…
– Oh wait.

What is a snake’s favorite school subject?
– Hisstory.

How do you get Batman into the Marvel Universe?
-Hang him on the wall. Now he’s a Bruce Banner.

Q: Why does Teemo live in a small house?

– A: Because he doesn’t need mushroom.

Roses are red,I have a phone,
– Nobody texts me,Forever alone.

Knock, Knock!

– Who is knocking on the door?

– A circle.

– A circle who?

– Oh don’t worry anymore, it’s pointless.

What did the atom say when it kept losing electrons?
– I really need to keep an ion them.

What does a dolphin say when he’s confused?
– Can you please be more Pacific?

There’s a medicine you can buy that apparently cures scepticism.
– But I’m not buying it.

How do unicorns get to the park?
-On a unicycle.

Why was the baby strawberry late for school?
– Because her parents were stuck in a jam.

Parents are like kidneys
– It’s ok with one but having two is the best.

.How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
– Walking
J/K, rolling

What do you call Peter Parker when he wakes up in a bad mood?
– Grumpy Neighborhood Spider-Man.

What is a turtle’s favorite kind of sweater?
-A turtle neck.

What company makes Nerds?
– Your mom.

Why did Luigi say to the Koopa on the cloud?
– Look at you! (Lakitu)

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