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Funny jokes in 2025

What did Yoda use to become a baby again?
-A manDeLorean.

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What noise do sheep make where Yoda’s from?
-Dagobah.

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What does a Schneider truck and an orange barrel have in common?
– They both have a dirt bag in them.

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Why is Yoda such a good gardener?
-He has green fingers.

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What is the most depressing thing about tennis?
-You’ll never be as good as a wall.

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Why didn’t the lousy soccer team have a website?
-They couldn’t string three W’s together.

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How does Darth Vader like his toast?
-On the dark side.

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Why did the gallbladder become a magician? It knew how to make stones disappear.

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What do you do when Tuesday is standing outside your bathroom door?
– You let it sink in.

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Why didn’t the hen yell at her friend when she was really angry?
-She was too chicken.

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My girlfriend: Oh baby I want you to tease me.
Me: Plays three seconds of the SpongeBob Sweet Victory clip.

My Girlfriend: Oooh you dirty tease!

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What happens when you give Eevee a French stone?
-You get a Napoleon

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Karen came into my restaurant the other day and asked, “Can you tell me about the menu please?”
– So I kicked her out and told her that the men I please are none of her business!!

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What sound does Baby Yoda make?
-Gaagaa-googoo

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Why was music coming from the printer?
– The paper was jamming.

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Why did they call that player the Love Master?
– Because he sucks at tennis.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
-Soccer.
Soccer who?
Socc-ser in the drawer.

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What’s black and white and eats like a horse?
-A zebra.

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