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Funny jokes in 2025

Apparently my printer is really into music…
– He seems to love the Paper jam.

Does anyone notice that of all Konoha, Chouji has a pair of upside-down underwear with a metal plate on it as a headband? (No offense to Chouji fans)

How do you scare a Jewish kid in Minecraft?
-You get 8 cobblestone.

What does Batman put in his drinks?
– Just ice.

I wish I was an Abra,
-so I could TELEPORT to your side.

How do you count cows?
-With a cowculator.

How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?
-When it’s full.

Why do teenagers travel in groups of 3 or 5?
-Because they cannot even.

Knock, Knock!

– Who’s out there?

– Ya.
– Ya who?
– No, I’m going to just Google it.

My ex-wife passed away so I went to the cemetery to honor her. I brought a 20 year old bottle of fine scotch and poured it over her grave
– But first I filtered it through my kidneys.

Recipe for a love triangle: First, get Team 7, then you notice that Naruto likes Sakura who likes Sasuke who likes Naruto (?)

Why did the donut go to the doctor?
-He was feeling crumby.

Soviet Russia would’ve banned Minecraft
-Until it was called “Ourcraft”

It was so cold…
-every kind of cereal in the cupboard was frosted – including the boxes!

Being Vegan gives you a superpower
-The power to annoy all of your friends.

The English teacher wished the class before the poetry test.
– She said, “Metaphors be with you!”

Why should people date microbiologists?
– They’re well cultured.

What’s it called when a crab walks to its part-time job?
– A side hustle.

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