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Funny jokes in 2025

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
-Supplies!

The FBI was following a furry.
– They were on his tail.

What do aliens on the metric system say?
-“Take me to your liter.”

Why don’t astronauts keep their jobs for very long?
– Because as soon as they start they get fired!

Did you know corduroy pillows are in style?
-They’re making headlines.

Why was the nurse tip-toeing around the medicine cabinet?
-She was scared of waking up the sleeping pills.

Pharmacists find their work to be very encapsulating.

What is Mario’s favorite state?
– Luigiana

(My niece told me this joke last night)

What do ghosts like to eat in the summer?
-I Scream.

I walked in on my son making out with his girlfriend. “Oh, woah, what’s this?” I asked. He’s been avoiding me ever since…
… and keeps mumbling something about me being a “furry”

What would you call a green Pikachu?
-Pickle-chu

Roses are red,Violets are blue,
-Sheep go baah,And cows go moo.

What did the Potterhead say to a lizard named Harry?
– “You are a lizard, Harry”.

I saw a microbiologist today.
– He was much bigger than I imagined.

Where do hippos go to university?
– Hippocampus.

Why are the Uchihas so hell-bent on taking revenge?
– Nobody Susanoos.

Knock, knock.. Who’s there? Noise. 
-Noise who? Noise to see you!

Why did the mechanic go to visit an eye doctor?
– To get drops of blinker fluid for his eye.

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