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Funny jokes in 2025

What kind of candy do you get at the airport?
-Plane chocolate!

A military function is being held where all officers of the Army, Navy and the Air force are present.
The Army and Navy officers were describing the Air force as the Cinderella of the military.
– To this, the Air force officer replied” I don’t know a lot about Cinderella except the fact that she had two ugly sisters”.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
-Doughnut Who?
Doughnut forget to close the door!

A jellyfish has existed as a species for 500 million years,
-surviving just fine without a brain. That gives hope to quite a few people.

Does Forrest Gump belong to Gen X, Gen Y, or Gen Z?
– Nope. He belongs to Gen A.

How do you make 7 even?
-Take away the s.

What do you get when you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
-A collie-flower.

What do you call a Lions player at the Super Bowl?
– A spectator.

Where do rats go to replace their tails?
– A re-tail store!

What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
-The Dark Knight rises.

What do you call a person with a briefcase in a tree?
– Branch manager.

Gen Z should change their name to…
– quaranteens.

Why do girls like softball so much?
– It’s the only sport played on a diamond.

What did the pessimistic panda say?
– “It’s just not pawsible!”

What country plays minecraft the most?
-The netherlands.

Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.

Why did the two ghosts attack Mario?
– To give him a boo-boo.

How do yellow jackets get to school in the morning?
-By school buzz

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