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Funny jokes in 2025

Roses are red,Relationships are tough;
– The reason I love you,Is ’cause we hate the same stuff.

Roses are red,Violets are blue,
– If monsters are coming,I’ll run faster than you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue,
-Your phone is smart, So why aren’t you?

What do you call it when a butterfly rules over a kingdom?
– A monarchy.

If you don’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re”
-your an idiot.

Why did Zlatan refuse to ride a bike? Because he doesn’t need any support!

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy, picked out a box of tampons, and proceeded to the checkout counter.

– The man at the counter asked the older boy, “Son, how old are you?”

– “Eight,” the boy replied.

– The man continued, “Do you know what these are used for?”

– The boy replied, “Not exactly, but they aren’t for me. They’re for him… He’s my brother. He’s four. We saw on TV that if you use these, you will be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can’t do either”

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wooden shoe.
-Wooden shoe, who? Wooden shoe like to know!

Does anyone notice that of all Konoha, Chouji has a pair of upside-down underwear with a metal plate on it as a headband? (No offense to Chouji fans)

How do you scare a Jewish kid in Minecraft?
-You get 8 cobblestone.

What does Batman put in his drinks?
– Just ice.

I wish I was an Abra,
-so I could TELEPORT to your side.

Apparently my printer is really into music…
– He seems to love the Paper jam.

How do you count cows?
-With a cowculator.

How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?
-When it’s full.

Why do teenagers travel in groups of 3 or 5?
-Because they cannot even.

If a furry says they’re sorry…
…is it an anthropology?

A cop caught me doing donuts in the parking lot.
-I thought cops loved donuts!

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