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Funny jokes in 2025

What unit of measurement do you use to weigh bones?
– Skele tons!
– Stay spooky my dudes

What would you name a film about a chef rat with allergies?
– Rat-a-choo-ille.

What’s the similarity between 6th Sense and Titanic?
– Icy dead people.

What did the Gen Z baker yell when he tossed the dough?
– YEEST

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
-Supplies!

Never date an apostrophe
-They’re too possessive.

Did you know corduroy pillows are in style?
-They’re making headlines.

The FBI was following a furry.
– They were on his tail.

What do aliens on the metric system say?
-“Take me to your liter.”

Why don’t astronauts keep their jobs for very long?
– Because as soon as they start they get fired!

What do ghosts like to eat in the summer?
-I Scream.

Why don’t M&M’s ever get lost? They always stick together!

Pharmacists find their work to be very encapsulating.

What is Mario’s favorite state?
– Luigiana

(My niece told me this joke last night)

What was Kakashi’s advice when people asked him about the quickest way to a girl’s heart?
– A Chidori.

What do you do when you’ve finished giving the dog a bath?
– Pull the pug out.

When I’m older and can afford it, I want to commission an artist to make a bust of me
-But that’s getting a head of myself.

Why did Zlatan refuse to ride a bike? Because he doesn’t need any support!

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