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Funny jokes in 2025

Okay Google, what is your quest?
– My quest is to slay the beasts of ignorance and to search for the most fascinating information.

Okay Google, where do you live?
– I live in the cloud. I’d like to also think I live in your heart,
– but I don’t want to make assumptions.

Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
-Because they had a connection

Yoda and Obi-Wan
-Yoda and Obi-Wan are flying through space in their ship.

Obi-Wan asks, “Are you sure we’re going in the right direction?”

Yoda answers, “Off course, we are.”

What does Yoda do when he’s tired of Luke’s questions?
-Ewoks away.

What do you call a queue of trucks?
– A pickup line

Okay Google, do you have an imagination?
– I’m imagining what it would be like to evaporate like water does.

What do a truck driver and a slightly aroused man have in common?
– They both have a semi.

How did the chicken with no legs cross the road?
-In a KFC bucket.

How do bad guys in Marios Bros. surf the internet?
– With web Bowsers.

What is the difference between a bad soccer team and the Bermuda Triangle?
– The Bermuda Triangle has three points.

So, I played Among Us with an italian…
He was the impasta

Those times SpongeBob kept asking, “Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?”

Why did the police officer go to the softball game?
– He heard that someone stole second base.

I dated an older furry once…
– She was a cougar

How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Superbowl?
– No one knows, and we may never find out!

Why are writers always cold?
-They’re surrounded by drafts.

Why did Mario storm to the White House?
– Because someone wrongly told him that Trump was IN PEACH !!!

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