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Funny jokes in 2025

COVID is bringing everyone a little closer to being Batman
-Either you are wearing a mask or your parents are dead.

Why was Batman so serious?
-He wasn’t the Joker.

Why do bananas use sunblock?
-Because otherwise, they’d peel.

Where do squirrels go in a hurricane?
– All over the place!

What do you get when you cross a soccer goalie and the Invisible Man?
-Goal tending like no one has ever seen.

Naruto: Don’t give up on your dream. Keep sleeping.
– Shikamaru: I think I will. *lays down*

What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?
– Jeep Jeep

What do you call a Nintendo Wii character that looks like a Minion?
-Despicable Mii.

Have you ever heard the music for Super Mario Galaxy?
– It’s out of this world.

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
– He spent too much time on the web.

Why did Zlatan refuse to ride a bike? Because he doesn’t need any support!

What is an avocado’s favourite game to play at the carnival?
– Guac-a-mole

I found a butterfly on the ground without wings, so I poured some redbull on it and BAM…
– … it drowned

Ole and Lena were attending Lamaze class, when Ole was given a bag of sand to wear to simulate the weight of pregnancy.
Ole stood up and shrugged, saying, “Dis doesn’t feel so bad.”
The teacher then dropped a pen and asked Ole to pick it up.
“You want me to pick up a pen as if I were pregnant?” Ole asked.
“Exactly!” replied the instructor.
Ole quickly turned to Lena and said, “Honey, pick up dat pen for me.

What did Scarlett Overkill say to her favourite yellow henchman?
-You really are one in a Minion.

Let me be your ruler.
-I could be your Nidoqueen.

What do Minion ghosts eat?
-Boo-nanas.

A Group of Karens
– Is the collective noun for a group of angry, uneducated and entitled white women called a trump of Karens?

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