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Funny jokes in 2025

A jellyfish has existed as a species for 500 million years,
-surviving just fine without a brain. That gives hope to quite a few people.

Does Forrest Gump belong to Gen X, Gen Y, or Gen Z?
– Nope. He belongs to Gen A.

How do you make 7 even?
-Take away the s.

What do you get when you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
-A collie-flower.

What do you call a Lions player at the Super Bowl?
– A spectator.

Where do rats go to replace their tails?
– A re-tail store!

What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
-The Dark Knight rises.

What do you call a person with a briefcase in a tree?
– Branch manager.

Gen Z should change their name to…
– quaranteens.

Why do girls like softball so much?
– It’s the only sport played on a diamond.

What did the pessimistic panda say?
– “It’s just not pawsible!”

What country plays minecraft the most?
-The netherlands.

Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.

Why did the two ghosts attack Mario?
– To give him a boo-boo.

How do yellow jackets get to school in the morning?
-By school buzz

When Einstein released his theory about space, it was about time!

Whats the first thing Michael Jackson does when he spawns in on Minecraft?
-He punches a trhee-hee

The Patriots asked the Seahawks: “Do you want to win the Super Bowl?”
– The Seahawks replied: “Nah, we’ll pass.”

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