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Funny jokes in 2025

Lena is watching the news with Ole when the newscaster says, “Six Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident.” Lena starts
crying to her husband, sobbing, “That’s horrible!”
Confused, he replies, “Yes Dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always dat risk involved.”
After a minute, Lena, still sobbing, says, “Ole, how many is a Brazilian?”

Why did the hunter love playing Fortnite?
-Because there was a Hunter’s Haven in the game!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road ?
– The chicken hadn’t evolved yet! .

You think your day was bad? Imagine being miles and miles away from home, hot and sweaty from the 50 pound uniform you’re wearing , people don’t accept you. They think you’re a monster. Thank god there’s other people like me or I wouldn’t be able to handle being here .
– Thank god for the furry convention.

Why can’t gnomes be paladins?
– Poor little guys can’t reach the light.

What do you call a famous turtle?
-A shellebrity.

Hey girl,
-lemme see them Jigglypuffs.

My girlfriend is like Bigfoot
– She hasn’t been found yet but I have faith she’s still out there.

What is spidermans favorite road?
-Peter parkway.

my grandfather knew the Titanic was going to sink and kept yelling for everyone to get off
– he got kicked out of the theater that day

How do you make 4 nice old ladies say “f*ck!”?
– Have the fifth shout “bingo!”

What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?
-Peak-A-Chewer!

Why don’t M&M’s ever get lost? They always stick together!

What did the kidney stone say to the man?
– Urine trouble.

Why did Zlatan refuse to ride a bike? Because he doesn’t need any support!

Naruto: Don’t give up on your dream. Keep sleeping.
– Shikamaru: I think I will. *lays down*

Skeletons are rubbish at Fortnite..
-They’ve got no skins!

COVID is bringing everyone a little closer to being Batman
-Either you are wearing a mask or your parents are dead.

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