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Funny jokes in 2025

When I’m older and can afford it, I want to commission an artist to make a bust of me
-But that’s getting a head of myself.

You know you have been playing WoW for too long when the microwave dings and you yell “GRATS!”

What basketball team do Koopas cheer for?
– The Shelltics.

What did one flower say to the other?
– What’s up bud?

Yoda and Obi-Wan
-Yoda and Obi-Wan are flying through space in their ship.

Obi-Wan asks, “Are you sure we’re going in the right direction?”

Yoda answers, “Off course, we are.”

What does Yoda do when he’s tired of Luke’s questions?
-Ewoks away.

What do you call a queue of trucks?
– A pickup line

What are you doing this Christmas?
– I was planning to write a rhyme or two, about all the presents to gift to you.

Okay Google, what is your quest?
– My quest is to slay the beasts of ignorance and to search for the most fascinating information.

Okay Google, where do you live?
– I live in the cloud. I’d like to also think I live in your heart,
– but I don’t want to make assumptions.

Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
-Because they had a connection

What do a truck driver and a slightly aroused man have in common?
– They both have a semi.

Okay Google, do you have an imagination?
– I’m imagining what it would be like to evaporate like water does.

Knock, Knock!

– Who is knocking on the door?

– A circle.

– A circle who?

– Oh don’t worry anymore, it’s pointless.

How do bad guys in Marios Bros. surf the internet?
– With web Bowsers.

What is the difference between a bad soccer team and the Bermuda Triangle?
– The Bermuda Triangle has three points.

How did the chicken with no legs cross the road?
-In a KFC bucket.

So, I played Among Us with an italian…
He was the impasta

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