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Funny jokes in 2024

Why didn’t the skeleton climb the mountain?
-It didn’t have the guts.

Why is it always warmer after a soccer game?
-All the fans have left.

Are you a chest?
– Because I’ve got a lot to put in you.

Why do kids love Minecraft
-Because they are Minors.

Knock, knock.. Who’s there? Woo. 
-Woo who? Don’t get so excited, it’s just a joke.

What do you call a boomerang that never comes back?
– A stick.

Why was the snow yellow?
-Because Elsa let it go!

What would you call a drowning Titan?
– A Titanic.

What is more impressive than a talking parrot?
-A spelling bee.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
-It was two tired!

What is the truck drivers favorite part of the movies?
– The trailers

Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory?
– He kept throwing away the bent ones..

This is kinda old, but here goes.
– What’s the fastest way to get a girl’s heart? Chidori

Orochimaru looks like Michael Jackson and Kabuto looks like Harry Potter.XD

Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?
– Because she always runs away from the ball.

Why was the skeleton always left out in a soccer game?
-Because he had no body to play with.

What would Hitler’s invasion of Czechoslovakia be called if it was done by Gen Z’s?
– Vibe Czech

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
-It’s okay, he woke up.

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