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Funny jokes in 2025

Today hair dye is on your shopping list as an essential?
-it is no longer a luxury.

Knock, knock.. Who’s there? Woo. 
-Woo who? Don’t get so excited, it’s just a joke.

Are you a chest?
– Because I’ve got a lot to put in you.

Why is it always warmer after a soccer game?
-All the fans have left.

Why do kids love Minecraft
-Because they are Minors.

Why was the snow yellow?
-Because Elsa let it go!

Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory?
– He kept throwing away the bent ones..

What would you call a drowning Titan?
– A Titanic.

This is kinda old, but here goes.
– What’s the fastest way to get a girl’s heart? Chidori

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
-It’s okay, he woke up.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
-It was two tired!

What do you call a boomerang that never comes back?
– A stick.

What is the truck drivers favorite part of the movies?
– The trailers

Orochimaru looks like Michael Jackson and Kabuto looks like Harry Potter.XD

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
-I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

What is more impressive than a talking parrot?
-A spelling bee.

Son: Hey dad, you wanna play Among Us?
Dad: Sure, but what are we playing?

Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?
– Because she always runs away from the ball.

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