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Funny jokes in 2025

Why are koala’s so sleepy?
– Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!

What’s the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
-One drools, the other dribbles.

Why do snakes always measure in inches?
– Because they don’t have any feet

Little Johnny went up to his teacher and says: “Miss can I go to the toilet?”
– The Teacher then said: “Only if you say the alphabet, then you can go.”
– Little Johnny: Ok! ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ.
– Teacher: Well done but wheres the P?
– Little Johnny: Half way down my legs.

What’s the most important part about making a Pokemon joke?
-The Exeggution!

Have you seen the new speed limit signs? They say “Speed limit 65,
– Chevys-do the best you can”.

Why don’t grasshoppers watch soccer?
-They watch cricket instead.

How do you stop squirrels from playing football in the garden?
-Hide the ball, it drives them nuts.

Where is the first softball game in the Bible?…
– In the big inning, Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel, and the Prodigal Son came home. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

My Mexican uncle takes anti-anxiety medication
– It’s for Hispanic attacks

Where do clocks upload their videos?
– Tik Tok

I used to be an Uncle like you…
…Until I took an arrow to the niece.

It’s so cold outside…
-I brushed against a car in the parking lot and accidently keyed it with my nipple.

What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
– Weedle Knievell.

Did you hear about the mathematician whose afraid of negative numbers?
-He will stop at nothing to avoid them?

Roses are red,Relationships are tough;
– The reason I love you,Is ’cause we hate the same stuff.

Roses are red,Violets are blue,
– If monsters are coming,I’ll run faster than you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue,
-Your phone is smart, So why aren’t you?

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