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Funny jokes in 2025

What do you call a furry that cant hear?
– Def Leopard

What do you call a geometry teacher who’s obsessed with anime?
– Daddy 10π

A man is standing on the bow of the Titanic as it is sinking, holding a glass of whiskey.
– He says: “I asked for ice, but this is ridiculous”

Yeah, I have plans tonight.
-I’ll probably hit the living room around 8 or 9.

Knock, Knock!

– Who is knocking on the door?

– A circle.

– A circle who?

– Oh don’t worry anymore, it’s pointless.

Why don’t M&M’s ever get lost? They always stick together!

How did the chicken with no legs cross the road?
-In a KFC bucket.

How do bad guys in Marios Bros. surf the internet?
– With web Bowsers.

What is the difference between a bad soccer team and the Bermuda Triangle?
– The Bermuda Triangle has three points.

Why did Zlatan refuse to ride a bike? Because he doesn’t need any support!

Those times SpongeBob kept asking, “Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?”

So, I played Among Us with an italian…
He was the impasta

Why did the police officer go to the softball game?
– He heard that someone stole second base.

I dated an older furry once…
– She was a cougar

How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Superbowl?
– No one knows, and we may never find out!

Why are writers always cold?
-They’re surrounded by drafts.

Why did Mario storm to the White House?
– Because someone wrongly told him that Trump was IN PEACH !!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue,
-Depending on their velocity relative to you

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