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Funny jokes in 2025

This graveyard looks overcrowded.
-People must be dying to get in.

Hey guys I’m back just wondering if any one is still on this that wants me to make more

I used to be an Uncle like you…
…Until I took an arrow to the niece.

It’s so cold outside…
-I brushed against a car in the parking lot and accidently keyed it with my nipple.

Where do clocks upload their videos?
– Tik Tok

What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
– Weedle Knievell.

Did you hear about the mathematician whose afraid of negative numbers?
-He will stop at nothing to avoid them?

Roses are red,Relationships are tough;
– The reason I love you,Is ’cause we hate the same stuff.

Roses are red,Violets are blue,
– If monsters are coming,I’ll run faster than you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue,
-Your phone is smart, So why aren’t you?

What do you call it when a butterfly rules over a kingdom?
– A monarchy.

If you don’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re”
-your an idiot.

Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
– The lettuce was ahead and the tomato was trying to ketchup.

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy, picked out a box of tampons, and proceeded to the checkout counter.

– The man at the counter asked the older boy, “Son, how old are you?”

– “Eight,” the boy replied.

– The man continued, “Do you know what these are used for?”

– The boy replied, “Not exactly, but they aren’t for me. They’re for him… He’s my brother. He’s four. We saw on TV that if you use these, you will be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can’t do either”

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wooden shoe.
-Wooden shoe, who? Wooden shoe like to know!

Does anyone notice that of all Konoha, Chouji has a pair of upside-down underwear with a metal plate on it as a headband? (No offense to Chouji fans)

How do you scare a Jewish kid in Minecraft?
-You get 8 cobblestone.

What does Batman put in his drinks?
– Just ice.

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