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Funny jokes in 2025

How do M&M’s write secret messages? In candy-code!

What do you call a rat with a cold?
– Rat-achoo-ouille!

So, I played Among Us with an italian…
He was the impasta

Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
– The lettuce was ahead and the tomato was trying to ketchup.

Those times SpongeBob kept asking, “Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?”

Why are writers always cold?
-They’re surrounded by drafts.

Why did Mario storm to the White House?
– Because someone wrongly told him that Trump was IN PEACH !!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue,
-Depending on their velocity relative to you

How do you know that a unicorn has been in your house?
-They leave glitter everywhere!

What do you get when you cross a dog and a unicorn?
-A corn dog!

What state has a lot of cats and dogs?
– Petsylvania!

Why did the police officer go to the softball game?
– He heard that someone stole second base.

I dated an older furry once…
– She was a cougar

How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Superbowl?
– No one knows, and we may never find out!

What do you call a ninja who is good at basketball?
-A Kobe Shinobi!

If Dracula were a furry, what would his name be?
– Nos-fur-atu

Super Bowl Halftime
– At halftime it’s Maroon 5 Patriots 3 Rams 0

Lena is watching the news with Ole when the newscaster says, “Six Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident.” Lena starts
crying to her husband, sobbing, “That’s horrible!”
Confused, he replies, “Yes Dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always dat risk involved.”
After a minute, Lena, still sobbing, says, “Ole, how many is a Brazilian?”

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