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Funny jokes in 2025

When you turn 40?
-you start appreciating the music in the elevator.

My quarantine routine is very simple.
-I wake up and go insane

If I ever have twin daughters, I’d name the first one Kate..
….and the second one Duplikate.

What room doesn’t have doors?
-A mushroom.

Roses are red,Violets are blue,?
– You look like a donkey,And smell like one, too.

Why don’t chefs find coronavirus jokes funny?
-They’re in bad taste.

Why can’t you use Fortnite as a password?
-It’s two week

Why didn’t the skeleton eat spicy food?
– He didn’t have the stomach for it.

What do you call a deer that only costs a dollar?
– A buck

How do M&M’s write secret messages? In candy-code!

What country’s capital is growing the fastest?
– Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.

98% of all Jeeps ever made are still on the road today.
– The other 2% made it home.

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, ‘Two seconds till.’
-After you ask, ‘Two seconds to what?’ he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

Why didn?t the quarter roll down the road with the nickel?
-Because it had more cents.

Naruto’s got the Kyuubi, Kiba has Akamaru, so shouldn’t Naruto be more fox-like/dog-like?
– But in Shikamaru’s rescue team, why was Kiba the only one that could smell blood and enemies?

Why did the bee go to the doctor?
-Because he had hives.

What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
– Being robbed.

When does a alpaca go “moo”?
– When it is learning a new language!

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