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Funny jokes in 2025

EA is releasing a new Mario game!
– it’s called Pay-Per-Mario.

Why did the Karen scream at the cashier that buying a lot of something should decrease the total price?
– She was trying to get a volume discount.

Which soccer player keeps the field neat?
-The sweeper.

Batman wlked into a bar…
-he got kicked out cause his mask didn’t cover his mouth

It’s 2020. We need to WAKE UP. The biggest threat to humanity is here. This world is dying. We NEED to do something about this. We can’t let this virus take over humanity.
– Someone delete TikTok ffs.

What happens to softball players who go blind?…
– They become umpires.

How do M&M’s write secret messages? In candy-code!

Where do Batman’s goldfish live?
-In the Bat tub.

What do you call a Karen in Russia?
– Fellow comrad

What is a duck’s favorite sea monster?
-The quacken.

Did you hear that NASA found bones on the moon?
– The cow didn’t make it.

I can’t breathe…is it because you sabotaged O2 or is it because I’m madly in love with you?

How did Spider-Man learn how to make his spider-suit?
-The World Wide Web.

It’s so cold…
-Harvey Weinstein is keeping his hands to himself.

What did Pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff?
-“Pikachu,” that’s all he can say.

What’s the difference between love and Naruto?
– Naruto lasts forever.

Apparently my printer is really into music…
– He seems to love the Paper jam.

There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?
-None, because they were copycats!

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