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Funny jokes in 2025

What’s the difference between love and Naruto?
– Naruto lasts forever.

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A platoon sergeant and his platoon leader are bunked down in the field for the night.
-The platoon sergeant looks up and says, “When you see all the stars in the sky, what do you think, sir?”

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Why was Karen’s unvaccinated two year old crying?
– Midlife crisis

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When you turn 40?
-you start appreciating the music in the elevator.

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My quarantine routine is very simple.
-I wake up and go insane

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If I ever have twin daughters, I’d name the first one Kate..
….and the second one Duplikate.

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What room doesn’t have doors?
-A mushroom.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue,?
– You look like a donkey,And smell like one, too.

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Why don’t chefs find coronavirus jokes funny?
-They’re in bad taste.

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Why can’t you use Fortnite as a password?
-It’s two week

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Why didn’t the skeleton eat spicy food?
– He didn’t have the stomach for it.

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What do you call a deer that only costs a dollar?
– A buck

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What country’s capital is growing the fastest?
– Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.

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98% of all Jeeps ever made are still on the road today.
– The other 2% made it home.

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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, ‘Two seconds till.’
-After you ask, ‘Two seconds to what?’ he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

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Why don’t M&M’s make good detectives? They always crack under pressure!

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Naruto’s got the Kyuubi, Kiba has Akamaru, so shouldn’t Naruto be more fox-like/dog-like?
– But in Shikamaru’s rescue team, why was Kiba the only one that could smell blood and enemies?

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Why did the bee go to the doctor?
-Because he had hives.

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