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Funny jokes in 2025

What kind of jokes do turtles tell?
-Shell-larious ones.

Why did the king go to the bathroom?
-He wanted to sit on the throne.

How do modern-day pirates keep in touch?
-SEA-mail.

Here in Wisconsin, we’re known as the Dairy State
Or for the lactose intolerant among us, the Diarrhea State

Why did the scarecrow win an award?
-Because he was out standing in his field.

Why did the football quit the team?
– It was tired of being kicked around!

Coronavirus is all Gen Z’s fault
– They wanted everything to go viral, now look what’s happened.

What’s the best way to flirt with a mathematician?
– Use acute angle.

Your hairline looks like the McDonald’s logo.

Why are Americans bad at League?

– They can’t defend their towers.

What do you call a pug that’s been in the sun all day?
– A hot dog

There are two wolves inside of you.
– You’re at a furry convention after hours.

Why can’t a snake rob a bank?
– Because they are unarmed.

Why does nobody joke about rock type or ground type Pokemon?
– Because their jokes have reached rock bottom.

This graveyard looks overcrowded.
-People must be dying to get in.

Why don’t M&M’s make good detectives? They always crack under pressure!

Hey guys I’m back just wondering if any one is still on this that wants me to make more

Which soccer player keeps the field neat?
-The sweeper.

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