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Funny jokes in 2025

I can’t breathe…is it because you sabotaged O2 or is it because I’m madly in love with you?

How did Spider-Man learn how to make his spider-suit?
-The World Wide Web.

It’s so cold…
-Harvey Weinstein is keeping his hands to himself.

There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?
-None, because they were copycats!

What did Pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff?
-“Pikachu,” that’s all he can say.

What’s the difference between love and Naruto?
– Naruto lasts forever.

A platoon sergeant and his platoon leader are bunked down in the field for the night.
-The platoon sergeant looks up and says, “When you see all the stars in the sky, what do you think, sir?”

Why was Karen’s unvaccinated two year old crying?
– Midlife crisis

When you turn 40?
-you start appreciating the music in the elevator.

My quarantine routine is very simple.
-I wake up and go insane

Why can’t you use Fortnite as a password?
-It’s two week

Why didn’t the skeleton eat spicy food?
– He didn’t have the stomach for it.

If I ever have twin daughters, I’d name the first one Kate..
….and the second one Duplikate.

What room doesn’t have doors?
-A mushroom.

Roses are red,Violets are blue,?
– You look like a donkey,And smell like one, too.

Why don’t chefs find coronavirus jokes funny?
-They’re in bad taste.

What country’s capital is growing the fastest?
– Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.

What do you call a deer that only costs a dollar?
– A buck

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