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Funny jokes in 2025

Where do ghosts like to go swimming?
– Lake Eerie or the Dead Sea!

I’m excited for Minecraft’s caves&cliffs update
-But it will probably have its ups and downs.

Why was the fraction skeptical about marrying the decimal?
-Because he would have to convert.

What is blue, but not heavy?
-Light blue.

What is a ghost’s favorite soccer position?
-Ghoul keeper.

What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas?
-COOOOOOOALL!

What’s an M&M’s favorite sport? Candy Crush!

Why did the king go to the bathroom?
-He wanted to sit on the throne.

How do modern-day pirates keep in touch?
-SEA-mail.

Dad; how are things?
-Kid: good, just been juggling a lot of balls lately.

Why was the M&M always late? Because it was always choco-late!

What kind of jokes do turtles tell?
-Shell-larious ones.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?
-Because he was out standing in his field.

Here in Wisconsin, we’re known as the Dairy State
Or for the lactose intolerant among us, the Diarrhea State

Coronavirus is all Gen Z’s fault
– They wanted everything to go viral, now look what’s happened.

What’s the best way to flirt with a mathematician?
– Use acute angle.

Why did the football quit the team?
– It was tired of being kicked around!

Why are Americans bad at League?

– They can’t defend their towers.

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