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Funny jokes in 2025

What’s a panda’s biggest life regret?
– It never had a selfie in color.

You make my dopamine levels all silly.

What did the pug say to the garden?
A: Lettuce Eat!

Saw a little creeper when playing Minecraft the other day
-Call that a baby boomer

What do ya get when you cross a Peterbuilt, a Kenworth and a Freightshaker?
– A Peter-Worth-Shakin!

What do you call a furry that cant hear?
– Def Leopard

What do you call a geometry teacher who’s obsessed with anime?
– Daddy 10π

A man is standing on the bow of the Titanic as it is sinking, holding a glass of whiskey.
– He says: “I asked for ice, but this is ridiculous”

Yeah, I have plans tonight.
-I’ll probably hit the living room around 8 or 9.

Knock, knock.. Who’s there? Aida.
– Aida who? Aida sandwich for lunch today.

Wool, wool, wool, what’s going on here?

Thanks to COVID-19,….
– We can now explain calling gen z zoomers

What do you call a rat with a cold?
– Rat-achoo-ouille!

When Sakura was in the Hidden Village of Tea and she was shopping,
– she saw keychains that looked exactly like Pakkun, Tonton, Gamabunta and Akamaru yet she didn’t look surprised,
– she only commented that they were expensive.

So Mario is talking to Luigi.
– “So I breka up with tha princess last night. But I told her, it’s a not you, it’s a me! Mario!”

A man is pulled over by a police officer for a broken headlight. The cop looks in the car and sees a collection of knives on the
backseat. “Sir,” he says. “Why do you have all those knives?”
“They’re for my juggling act,” the man replies.
“Prove it,” says the cop.
The man gets out of the car and begins juggling the knives just as Sven and Ole drive by.
“Cripes,” says Ole, “I’m glad I quit drinking. These new sobriety test look pretty hard.”

What did the cat say when the mouse got away?
– You’ve got to be kitten me!

Why is it super hard to sneak up on a hurricane?
– Because they’re always turning around.

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