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Funny jokes in 2025

Why was the M&M always late? Because it was always choco-late!

Why is it sad that parallel lines have so much in common?
-Because they will never meet.

Ole, Sven and Lars die in a tragic Lutefisk accident. They are met by God on the stairway to heaven. God says, “There are
3,000 steps to heaven. It’s very serious up there. I’ll tell you a joke on each 1,000th step you reach. If you laugh you go to
hell.”
So they start walking and reach to the first 1,000th step. God tells a joke, Lars laughs out loud and goes straight to hell. Ole
and Sven look at each other nervously. On the 2,000th step God tells another joke, Sven tries his best but laughs and goes
to straight to hell.
On the 3,000th step God tells the last and best joke. Ole doesn’t laugh and proceeds to the gate. Suddenly, Ole bursts out
laughing hysterically. God asks, “What are you laughing about?”.
Ole replies, “Oh dat’s funny. I yust got da first yoke!”

Lena asks Ole, “Ole if I were to die first, would you remarry?”
“Vell,” says Ole, “I’m in good health, so why not?”
“Would she live in my house?”, asks Lena
“It’s all paid up, so yes.” Replies Ole.
“Would she drive my car?”
“It’s new, so yes.”
“Would she use my golf-clubs?”
“No. She’s left-handed.”

Why didn’t the sun go to college?
-He already had a million degrees.

What does a dolphin say when he’s confused?
– Can you please be more Pacific?!

Where do ghosts like to go swimming?
– Lake Eerie or the Dead Sea!

I’m excited for Minecraft’s caves&cliffs update
-But it will probably have its ups and downs.

What is blue, but not heavy?
-Light blue.

What is a ghost’s favorite soccer position?
-Ghoul keeper.

What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas?
-COOOOOOOALL!

Why was the fraction skeptical about marrying the decimal?
-Because he would have to convert.

Why did the king go to the bathroom?
-He wanted to sit on the throne.

How do modern-day pirates keep in touch?
-SEA-mail.

Dad; how are things?
-Kid: good, just been juggling a lot of balls lately.

What kind of jokes do turtles tell?
-Shell-larious ones.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?
-Because he was out standing in his field.

Here in Wisconsin, we’re known as the Dairy State
Or for the lactose intolerant among us, the Diarrhea State

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