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Funny jokes in 2025

What’s the best way to flirt with a mathematician?
– Use acute angle.

Why did the football quit the team?
– It was tired of being kicked around!

Coronavirus is all Gen Z’s fault
– They wanted everything to go viral, now look what’s happened.

Why are Americans bad at League?

– They can’t defend their towers.

What do you call a pug that’s been in the sun all day?
– A hot dog

Your hairline looks like the McDonald’s logo.

How do M&M’s write secret messages? In candy-code!

There are two wolves inside of you.
– You’re at a furry convention after hours.

Why can’t a snake rob a bank?
– Because they are unarmed.

Why does nobody joke about rock type or ground type Pokemon?
– Because their jokes have reached rock bottom.

This graveyard looks overcrowded.
-People must be dying to get in.

Hey guys I’m back just wondering if any one is still on this that wants me to make more

Which soccer player keeps the field neat?
-The sweeper.

EA is releasing a new Mario game!
– it’s called Pay-Per-Mario.

Why did the Karen scream at the cashier that buying a lot of something should decrease the total price?
– She was trying to get a volume discount.

It’s 2020. We need to WAKE UP. The biggest threat to humanity is here. This world is dying. We NEED to do something about this. We can’t let this virus take over humanity.
– Someone delete TikTok ffs.

What happens to softball players who go blind?…
– They become umpires.

Batman wlked into a bar…
-he got kicked out cause his mask didn’t cover his mouth

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