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Funny jokes in 2025

“Are You Temari?
– Because I’m Your Biggest Fan.”

What’s the most popular social media that astronauts use?
– Spacebook…

What did Hashirama say to Madara?
– Did you get the messages I Senju?

A duck walks into the pharmacy to purchase chapstick.

– And asks the cashier to put it on his bill.

Today is the oldest you have been and the youngest you wil ever be.
Make the most of it.

What’s a musical instrument that all pugs can play?
– The Trom-bone

Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might Pikachu.
-So it’s not my fault if I see any Jigglypuffs.

What do you call someone who has a huge amount of Minions?
-A Minion-aire.

What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?
– The lobsters in the kitchen.

Why did the lion always lose at poker?
-He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.

Do you have an inhaler?
– You took my breath away.

Alpacas: Soon it’ll be the alpacalypse!
– Llamas: You mean llamageddon.

What did the guitar say to the lead singer of the band?
-Stop stringing me along.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
-Because the chicken behind it didn’t know how to socially distance properly.

That pet looks good on you but you know what would look better? Me.

Did you hear about the Fortnite game about 100 cows fighting for life?
– They called it a Cattle Royale.

What type of dinosaur plays fortnite?
-A flossoraptor!

What is the only haircare product brand that Baby Yoda uses?
-Manda–L’Oréal (because worth it, he is!).

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